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Addition to the language post and fic: Bruce is a paranoid bastard, so all of his kids learn Kryptonian fluently (for multiple reasons).

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"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

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how can Gothamites speculate that the Wayne kids are vigilantes when those kids can't even watch a horror movie properly without being scared and screaming and hiding under the covers, they even sleep together in the movie room because they're a bit creeped out from the movie they watched so they don't want to sleep in their individual rooms.

in the movie room:

Dick, clinging to Duke's arm: Everybody, wake up, I think I heard something.

Duke, tightly holding the blankets: I knew it wasn't all in my head. Heard something too.

Steph, moves closer to Damian's side: Shush. That's not funny. Why is the door suddenly open???

Damian, doesn't want to admit it but moves closer to Dick: Tt. That film was appalling. And I would never cower in fear.

Jason, groans, although adjusts the blankets so that it can cover him and his other siblings: Would you all shut up? If I don't get enough sleep, I'm blaming all of you. You already dragged me here to watch that film.

Tim, slightly more awake than before, adjusting the sleeves of the jacket he's wearing: Can someone turn on the lights? I think someone is right outside the door.

Duke: Hold up, maybe I can-

footsteps are heard just right outside the room.

Jason: What the fuck?

Steph: Someone go and check it out.

Damian: No one shall order me around.

Tim: Maybe Bruce is back?

Dick: You know B is out of town for another week, and Alfie - AAAAAA!

the rest of the Wayne kids: AAAAAAAAA!

they all get startled as Cass passes by the door in her Black Bat suit.

Cass snickers as she hears her family screaming, cursing and blaming each other for choosing the horror film.

she will never tell them it was just her by the door.

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my single contribution to the fandom.

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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C'mon don't be losers, instead of doing Watcher subscription giveaways just literally buy esims for Gaza or donate to non-profit charities like Care for Gaza, which actually help affected Palestinians and deliver food and other necessities to them. There's also a bunch for Sudan like the one set up by the ICRC. Don't give $6 just for a man to eat expensive shit on camera when that $6 can do so much for an entire nation of starving people.

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Not a dream

If I got a dollar every time I wrote "boyd horror" instead of "body horror" in the tags, I'd have a lot of dollars, like at least 50

In my head Boyd Horror is a person, a concept

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LMAO someone give Dick Grayson a medal for understanding that when Bruce stalks you and asks to take your blood, it's his way of showing he loves his kid.

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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I fuckign. Launch a rocket to do NASA research in two weeks.

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hi I'm from your pseudo-medieval fantasy city. yeah. you forgot to put farms around us. we have very impressive walls and stuff but everyone here is starving. the hero showed up here as part of his quest and we killed and ate him

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HUGE GIVEAWAY! MASSIVE PRIZES!

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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idk who needs to know this and im sure there's someone out there that did a much better job, but my siblings and i once wrote down each time shell was used instead of hell in 2003. only for seasons 1-5 though (+ the turtles forever movie), and we didn't count anything like "kicked our shells" since it can be literal. we stuck to "what the shell / where the shell" mostly.

leo - 11

donnie - 17

raph - 38

mikey - 30

again, this probably isn't perfectly accurate, but the more you know. if anyone wants to see the picture of the tally sheet that went disc by disc, i can show the pictures since it gives you an idea of how it divvies up. raph "swears" 10 times on disc 8 alone

#unnecessarily noting things that happen in pieces of media is one of the core parts of the human expirience of taking in a piece of media #tmnt #tmnt 2003

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tim drake’s training to be robin was objectively hilarious so here’s that

bruce: hey i’m sending you to paris to train with some old guy and his grandson

tim: cool

~paris~

grandson: pick a weapon to learn to fight with

tim: slingshot

grandson: seriously?

tim: yea

~later~

grandson: hey wanna go out on what is definitely not a date cause it’s 1993?

tim: sure

he immediately ditches this guy and runs off with a girl that is secretly apart of a gang, gets jumped by said gang, follows gang to a warehouse, and saves the life of an ex-fbi agent. lady shiva is also there and immediately clocks him as future fighting opponent material

~later~

ex-fbi agent: holy shit, that’s lady shiva

tim: neat

~later~

old training guy, fuckin dead

tim: guess i’ll just train with lady shiva /:

~later~

shiva: that slingshot is stupid, here’s a bo staff

tim: cool *slices it with a knife *

shiva: whatever floats your boat you funky little white boy

tim beats lady shiva in a fight

shiva, excitedly: one day you and i will fight to the death

~later~

shiva: hey this is the guy running that gang you were fighting earlier

tim: awesome

shiva: he killed the fbi guy from earlier

tim: aw ):

shiva: kill him

tim: what

~later~

batman, knows tim was hanging out with lady shiva: hey what’s up

tim, who just watched lady shiva “kill” a guy: oh nothing much, you?

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