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Do you ever read a historical romance and feel like the world’s most stressed out chaperone?

“Not on the table, people eat there!”

“No, we don’t have sex in the park in the middle of the blessed day!!”

“You said WHAT?”

“YOU DID WHAT?!”

*screeching into the void and double fisting glasses of watered-down wine because my charge had vanished in the middle of the ball - AGAIN*

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The time for gun control is now.

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anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

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Imagine having control of more money than you could ever spend in your lifetime, and then going out of your way to try and bleed even more money out of people who can barely make ends meet. Imagine being the kind of person who could literally just spend all your days painting or writing or playing with dogs or helping to nurse orphan baby sloths, with no worry that you will ever lack the funds for housing, entertainment, health care, vacations, etc, imagine reaching that point, and then deciding you are going to work your ass off to screw everyone else over instead. You are going to spend your days bribing politicians so that you can charge some minimum wage single working mother an extra $40 a month for her ability to use Facebook. So that you can charge some uninsured kid so much for his insulin that he can’t afford it and ends up dying while he begs strangers on the internet for help. That’s what you want to do with your life.

I do not understand billionaires.

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Official ballerina! #babyballerina

#babyballerina

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“Vacuuming” like Daddy.

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Grumpkin

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💖

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🌮🔥

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There are some upsides to sick days. #allthesnuggles

#allthesnuggles

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Happy Halloween! 🎃🦇

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On Sunday, we dump all the markers out and knock them on the floor. Over and over. #sundayvibes #childhoodunplugged

#childhoodunplugged #sundayvibes

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“Teeeeeth!” Today we had dentist appointments. Not only did Isla do a great job (all by herself!) and get a clean bill of health, but also found out my big girl has her first adult molar coming in. 😩 #notready #staylittleforever

#notready #staylittleforever

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I love how he loves and looks up to his sister. ❤️

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Saturday

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Joy

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Serious dadding