audrey-the-foodie

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being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

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"WE'RE CANADIAN"

As someone around for 9-11 and the "NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY" response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it'd make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol

[audrey-the-foodie]

As someone around for 9-11 and the "NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY" response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it'd make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol

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haha...you are all beneath me. I'm a god compared to you. Don't you know that, you pathetic fucking worm? *trips and busts my ass falling down the stairs while saying this to you*

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he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore.

[audrey-the-foodie]

Broke: Coming out of the closet

WOKE: Containment Breach

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embracing my god complex by changing my pronouns from he/him to He/Him

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the bubbles screensaver is so fun

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hey you wanna play spin the bottle ^_^ ok ill go first *points the bottle towards you before pouncing on you*

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kicked out of the bdsm scene for saying “you got it, boss!” in an old timey henchman voice whenever someone tells me what to do

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john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

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When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home

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collection of a specific dynamic that gets me every time

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полосатая сосисочка

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help; my wife put on lipstick and told me to come close so she can blot the excess off. i thought she was gonna ask me for a tissue but then she just started kissing my face and now theres lipstick all over me