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Buried by clouds, cradled by the sea.

It’s a beautiful lie, if I could just breathe a little deeper

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we’re two slow dancers, last ones out

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andor is a show that assumes that its audience are, by and large, adults with cognitive thinking and critical literacy skills, and can handle darker, complex themes that explore things like the brutality of revolution and the reality of a fascist state. it's a restaurant going “here's a seven-course meal made with technical excellence, because we think you're smart enough to handle the subtleties of its flavours without our handholding” and yet still some of the Star Wars fandom insist on standing up and shouting “actually I reject that assumption! I want the food paste you feed babies! In fact I think this universe should have more cocomelon shit!”. embarrassing self-own fr. couldn’t be me.

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hello, fandom artist. in front of you is a canon character with curly hair. your task is to draw them without straightening it and making it look spiky. should you fail, the saw trap will activate, killing you in an instant. good luck

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Going absolutely insane bc Obi Wan literally gave up the rest of his life for Anakin. He spent over a decade wasting away in a desert to protect Anakin’s children from Anakin. He saved Anakin’s daughter and watched over Anakin’s son, all while having raised Anakin himself when he wasn’t ready. He stayed with Anakin’s wife when she was alone in one of the darkest moments of her life and stayed with her as she died. Everything he did can he tied back to Anakin. He gave everything for Anakin and loved him so much, even when anyone else would’ve given up, and in the end, Anakin was the one who killed him.

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There’s just something extremely awkward about some of the rewards when you really consider what is happening. Ok, credits were involved as well, but a pair of pants? Finding a pair that fits is a quest in itself alone.

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I just keep feeling y’all Maul Memes✨

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if i made one for savage, then maul deserved too

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defective

I will be dropping my rewrite in 5 days 👍🏽

[id: it’s a drawing of Omega standing in front of Crosshair. Crosshair is wearing his black, grey, and red armor from the show and standing with his back to the viewer though he is looking over his shoulder and down at Omega. He is depicted as albino with pale skin covered in dark freckles, buzzed light blond hair, and medium brown eyes. Omega is depicted with piebaldism which has resulted in a lack of pigment in a stripe of skin down her face and a splotch on her left hand, as well as in a tuft of hair and part of her right eyebrow. She is wearing a blue and red cadet uniform sans the belt, and her brows are furrowed. While she’s depicted in the light, Crosshair is cast in shadow. /end id]

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it's lesbian visibility day, so I had to draw my tragic sapphics! so much love to all my fellow lesbians - you’re all so cool and beautiful! stay safe and stay gay, friends 🧡💖

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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I love him too much not to dress him up in pretty clothes.

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And May The Force 

✨🌙   𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐆 ->  @404ama

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I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

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Reblog for a larger sample size.

(This has been done before by @/notafandomname. I wanted to give everyone a hard mode version. But I suspect Synduller will still sweep)