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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

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i love that she loves me the way i need to be loved and she does it naturally bc that's just her personality

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anerican choese

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this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

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#big boob bc i like my gfs boobs but she would say small bc she likes mine

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nothing purer than 2 millennial lesbians in love

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i love my girlfriend

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A lot of you kids wont remember this but long ago tumblr used to have a video player that was perfectly acceptable. You could pause and rewind no problem and they wouldnt just start and be halfway throigh before you ever saw them

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(Xユーザーのpigoneさん: 「Miku🗡 https://t.co/AeYqC6tKwi」 / Xから)

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ive been rotting in bed for the past 5 hours no energy i wanted to make bread but im out of energy

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if they don't cuck me with a night shift on the 8th im gonna drive down to my girlfriend after work and fall asleep in her arms and then in the morning we will go to Disneyland can u believe it??? im so spoiled by her

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#i used to be bordering on alcoholic now i rarely drink but take a hit of weed vape once or twice a week

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wish somebody loved me enough to make me one of these

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the two fingers creating blaidd the half-wolf