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phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

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Passover seder at UC Berkeley’s Gaza solidarity encampment (via twitter)

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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

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Please be normal

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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

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the concept of godzilla being a vengeful representation of nuclear destruction and the concept of godzilla being a big lizard who fights other monsters are two girls who make out sloppily btw

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i'm so glad i don't have a dick because i would constantly be hard. one sip of my fav warm beverage? brother i am ERECT

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shoutout to when i worked at an extremely poorly managed farm and my boss texted me only “get pig” and wouldn’t respond to attempts to reach him

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"No climate justice on occupied land"

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Definite banners and possible bumper stickers for the shop