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hc that James Potter always had little scratches on his hand cuz he couldn’t resist playing with cats

(The scratches on his back are from a different cat when it’s not in animagus form)

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Sirius called Walburga many things, not in a way that anyone would notice, but there are differences.

Everyone knew that’s Sirius’ mother. “My mother…” he would say.

The Marauders (and close friends) knew her as his mum. “Mum says…” he would say.

But Regulus heard him call her something different. Lying on the cold floor below his mother, her wand pointed at him, Sirius called out something else. As Walburga shouted Crucio, Sirius let out a pained mama. “Mama please…” he would say.

And Regulus just stood there, hearing his big brother scream, knowing he couldn’t do a thing to stop it.

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James Potter is the definition of a queer person that started out as a verry enthusiastic ally.

Remus and Sirius came out and he was like, "That's great! I support the gays!"

Then he saw Regulus and was like, "I support the gays so much I would date one."

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James: We need to talk about your mental health.

Regulus, trying to change the subject: Actually, what I need is to be dicked down right now.

James:

Regulus:

James, removing his tie: You know, one of these days that isn't going to work-

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James: I am 100% straight.

Sirius: Remus Lupin, freshly showered, in nothing but a towl.

James: I am 90% straight.

Lily: Frank Longbottom in his quiditch uniform.

James: I am 80% straight.

Remus: Regulus black with a ring on each finger.

James: I am not straight.

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everytime I’m reminded that men will straight up complain about how pussy smells and there’s a whole industry around women buying products trying to cure it like some kind of disease it Goes in the evidence pile towards heterosexuality being some kind of obligation based death cult wherein each side despises one another truly and deeply . What I wanted to post is I would huff pussy smell out of a paper bag in a back alley like it’s paint fumes but the thought went elsewhere

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i need to thank whoever came up with Oh. Oh. for what they've done for the English language.

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so did everyone who had a questionably non-straight relationship with their straight best friend in their teen years end up queer and in the depths of ao3?

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things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

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big nose fan club

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My therapist told me reading fanfiction was a valid coping skill for bad thoughts. He is so slay

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

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It was only a bad dream....

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Sobbing in Remus kin

i love the headcanon that remus is super weird and ugly looking. it makes wolfstar that much more romantic. everyone wants a piece of sirius cause he’s unbelievably hot, but who does he date? that ugly weirdo that he shares a dorm with

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please please please

Okay, I cave. Peer pressure and all that. If this gets 2k notes by the new year, I'll try writing smut. I'll even let you guys vote between wolfstar and jegulus.

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Pickles are a gateway drug. The first gherkin is free.

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*Sirius walking out of the bathroom after finding a spell/potion that temporally colors his hair.*: What do you think, moony?

Remus:*looks up from his book* cute.

*after a while*

Remus:*sobbing on James shoulder* He was so hot.

James:i know.

Remus: I'm so gay.

James:I know.