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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something
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People liked Greta when she was the sweet little teenage girl who wanted to save the environment. Oddly, you didn’t like her anymore when she trashed late stage capitalism and talked about Isreal and Palestine and war crimes.
It’s like even she knew she was a tool and put a spot to it.
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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cat?
Yep…… and how about you?
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if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers
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"The 'stretchy dog test' might be a better test, rather than sending a biopsy."
- on diagnosing Ehlers-Danlos in dogs
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clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
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you’re hearing it more and more
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