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read lorena immaculate right now btw

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this is so [redacted for homosexual reasons]

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"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend

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They have not committed a single crime!

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women.

clap for women

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“God is dead” -Zendaya

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bro is this Instantly Unconscious weed? you know that makes me

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And

Because sometimes ur babygirl is a middle aged little fucked up guy

#i will never understand how op here reaches into my head vault to pull these out so specifically #like the whole birkin being haha i’m taller thing when he’s mutated like. how did you pull that from my mind prison. how.

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They have 20 minutes of sleep combined

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absolutely drowning in virtual pussy apparently

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STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT SCREENCAPS FROM THAT VELMA SHOW !!! I WANT TO PRETEND IT DOES NOT EXIST AND YOU ARE MAKING IT SO DIFFICULT

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took my cat to get his nuts off today and he didn’t wanna get in his carrier so i just put him in his harness and leash and took the carrier with me, so he rode on my shoulders instead, and i’m standing there and he’s sitting by my feet (keep in mind my cat is only 6 1/2 months but he’s huge) and the vet tech turns the corner and looks at him for a second and goes “oh that’s a CAT!”

which i understand, because he also plays fetch.

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IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN

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you WILL look at the cookies wife and I have made

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家主なんかムカつくです

あとで　ふんでやるです

Now I'm annoyed by my landlady ... well, I'll step and step on her later!

#good advice. #step and step heavily!

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new splash art for revenant dropped and ohhhhhThat body of yours is absurd