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ayla-221bee · 1 year
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remember when good omens (2019) came out and neil gaiman made it clear in no uncertain terms that angels and demons were inherently nonbinary, that angels and demons (and crowley in particular) can and Do have a variety of presentations that they choose for themselves, and that the story is a Love Story between two nonbinary entities fighting for their right to love each other openly in the face of religiously charged black and white thinking that’d forced them to hide and deny their love for each other at the threat of punishment.
and then instead of celebrating the openly queer, openly trans, openly fluid and neutral and non-conforming relationships and people presented by the series people were just Legitimately like “Wow, can’t believe neil won’t say that aziraphale and crowley are gay (read: Cis) men, looks like queerbaiting is alive and well 🙄“ and nobody stopped them
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ayla-221bee · 1 year
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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing
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ayla-221bee · 1 year
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Fuck you, Anderson
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ayla-221bee · 1 year
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Mycroft saying "your loss would break my heart" because he was drugged, gives me the image that if those two had had a normal life, mycroft would definelty be that person who after drinking too much, starts saying things like "i love you so muchhh" and being overly affectionate.
And we all know what sherlock is like when he's way too drunk i.e him almost crying over tessa's date disappearing.
These two are such soft babies deep down
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ayla-221bee · 1 year
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Greg: I kind of have a crush on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Sherlock: rip the bandage off
Greg: it’s your brother
Sherlock: put the bandage back on
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ayla-221bee · 1 year
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Omg imagine if one day Mycroft and Sherlock kinda start arguing and as a prank, Sherlock enters Mycroft on Come Dine with Me and he finds out 30 minutes before the other contestants are supposed to arrive.
Like seriously imagine the conversation:
MH: 'William Sherlock Scott Holmes! What the hell did you do to me now?!'
SH: 'Brother, what are you talking about?'
MH: 'You've signed me up for a cooking show!'
SH: 'Oh, yes I did. I forgot about that.'
GL: 'Mycroft, where's the flour? I need it for the pie.'
MH: 'HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS?!'
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ayla-221bee · 1 year
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Fuck the world? No, fuck me - Lestrade or smt idk
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ayla-221bee · 1 year
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fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation
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ayla-221bee · 1 year
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Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
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Sharpen your pencil, find your favorite pen, and charge your laptop for the 2022 Mystrade Holiday Collection will open November 25, 2022 and remain open through January 6, 2023. Watch this blog for future updates. 😄
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ayla-221bee · 2 years
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Memento Mori watch owned by Mary, Queen of Scots. 16th century. Engraved along the base of the skull is a verse from Horace: “Pale death visits with impartial foot the cottages of the poor and the castles of the rich.“ 
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ayla-221bee · 2 years
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Mystrade Moments Collection
Are you a tired writer? Do you like soft vibes? Are you into Mystrade? 
Join us for a special Valentine writing event! Opening Feb 1, 2022, submission guidelines below!
Pairing: Mystrade - Mycroft Holmes <3 Greg Lestrade
Theme: Soft
Length: ~500 words
When: Feb 14, 2022
Where: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Mystrade_Moments
More details and FAQ available in the collection link ^
Not sure where to begin? Check out this randomized fluffy prompt generator by @mottlemoth full of soft ideas for the writing 💕
See you then, Fluffy Friends! <3
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ayla-221bee · 2 years
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evil victorian gentleman themed drag king called jack the stripper
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ayla-221bee · 2 years
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white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english* 
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ayla-221bee · 3 years
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i think chris fleming is important enby representation because they're just. so far away from what people read as nonbinary like. People expect nonbinary to look like an afab Woman Lite (TM) who spends too much time in LGBT space, but he's just a feral massachussets cryptid who is very intimate with straight culture and can spit 800 words a minute and have each one of them hit you like a truck
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ayla-221bee · 3 years
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Legit Johnlock Scenes
It wouldn’t be the first time Lestrade hears something he shouldn’t have.
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ayla-221bee · 3 years
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Legit Johnlock Scenes
Sherlock has been so happy and confident ever since he hooked up with John.
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Legit Johnlock Scenes
And now Lestrade has to wait at least two hours for Sherlock to work on the case again.
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