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unfortunately I’m watching supernatural and someone on screen said ‘there are No Wolves in pennsylvania’ and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled it…google is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except I’ve Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didn’t try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there aren’t wolves in pennsylvania I’m literally spiraling right now

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Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

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don't talk to me i'm thinking about dog statues turned golden by all the hands that pet them

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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

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Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.

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When loggers cut the end off a chestnut oak tree, they found a decades-old, mummified dog inside. 

Today, “Stuckie,” eternally reaching for freedom that will never come, is on display at a tree museum. 

What happened? Why didn’t Stuckie rot? A biological anthropologist explains.

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Just a Grizzly bear casually fixing a fallen safety cone as they walk down the road.

via

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Me duele la cabeza

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Popsicles Made From Different Polluted Water Sources

https://trendland.com/polluted-water-popsicles-raise-awareness-pollution/

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damn she just eviscerated everyone on this website

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Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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The Bather

Tried for a twist on the classic art history trope of the bather :)

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got any cursed fossa facts? they’re like a cat but stretched out. a ferret but huge

the fossa’s scientific name, Cryptoprocta ferox, literally means “fierce hidden anus”! 

this is because fossas keep their buttparts in a special pouch which conceals them from view all polite-like, which apparently really impressed the scientists who were naming it more than any of their other fossa attributes. who signed off on that grant?!

tell all your friends! tell your mom! tell your coworkers! (don’t tell your coworkers.)

“fierce hidden anus” is here to stay!

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every day i am percieved™️

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