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(schlatt voice compressed through iphone facetime mic) huge tits . and rack

#is this a safe space. i think schlinx had a really good and entertaining dynamic #🐋

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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why i oughta (attempts to roll up my sleeves but i struggle with unbuttoning the cuffs for a solid 4 minutes)

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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

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canon 👍

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#ZERO COFFEE WE RAWDOG THE DAY!!!!!! <— on 30mg of adderall

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oh god the consie quences

#me when not reading my apush textbook all semester means that i’m not very familiar with the information in the textbook #🐋

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love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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#wheres that ‘net zero information’ post

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madonna is also on my list of afab trans women. that one pic of her in the rick and morty sweatshirt

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so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

#me except ‘queer’ is literally the deepest it goes. like theres no secret dlc sexuality for queer people to unlock i am just queer #figure it out yourself man. i got shit to do

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If you had to convert to one of these religions other than your own (if any), which would you pick? Sorry no other option because people would just use it as a none of the above.

Christianity

Islam

Judaism

Hinduism

Buddhism

#BUDDHISM SWEEP !!!!!