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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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Sometimes on the subway we time travel.
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Just because I "long for their undivided attention" and "daydream about pinning them against a wall" doesn't mean I'm gay that's just how rivalry works.
"homoerotic undertones" my ass I just want my rival to be down to fuck
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This whole thread has killed me
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- You have African-American rappers say N word this and N word that but a Caucasian can’t. - So say it. - Say what? 
The Good Fight (2x06)
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Sweetheart, he said "you" so try again next time
call me sweetheart once again and i track you to punch you in the face 
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BOB’S BURGERS | 3x05 - “An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal”
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Daniel Craig and Rami Malek Answer Fan Questions
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Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them
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If we are mutuals you can look at me as disrespectfully as you want 👀👀👀
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I present; things I screenshot bc Alfred
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Existing as me:
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$20 to rent a movie online for 48 hours i need yall to get so real right now bc that is insane. “that’s the average cost” which is a problem!! if im paying $20 i better get the film on dvd to have and watch forever
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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
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Hey I’m new to this whole lgbt thing, what gender would you recommend for a beginner?
Mint chocolate chip
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whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)
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