b0lu0mi

[b0lu0mi]

When u follow a bunch of ppl who are into a series u know nothing about and your dash is full of posts about the big update

[b0lu0mi]

I hate how Mojang says they won't add sharks bc "we won't make hostile mobs based on real animals" BITCH MAKE IT NEUTRAL OR BETTER YET, PASSIVE!

Make people want to breed/keep them around for underwater builds because they scare away drowned! Make them drop their teeth every few minutes like how chickens lay eggs as an alternative way to craft arrows or a new item! Add sharks to Minecraft in a positive way!!

Achievement called "friend, not food" for breeding sharks using fish!

Have variants based on which ocean they spawn in!

Upon killing a shark, it drops JACK SHIT!!

Edit:

Reblogs were turned off due to the fact that this post's popularity completely overwhelmed me and it was way too much for my stupid nurodivergent brain, so I did what I had to to not fuck myself up more. You're welcome to repost.

Edit 2: reblogs are back on

[b0lu0mi]

[b0lu0mi]

Sea slug (Phyllodesmium macphersonae).

[b0lu0mi]

I keep talking about how gay I am but I don't have any statistics to back it up, I'm just hoping that if I keep talking about how gay I am eventually something will happen, I've been manifesting falling in love for the past 5 years

[b0lu0mi]

Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history

[b0lu0mi]

Hey, it's ok

The Sniler

[b0lu0mi]

“tennis shoes” is a stupid ass name. i’m never calling them that. do i look like i play tennis

[b0lu0mi]

"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."

[b0lu0mi]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[b0lu0mi]

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

[b0lu0mi]

[b0lu0mi]

This is like telling a skater that they'd go faster if they used a car instead.

[b0lu0mi]

[b0lu0mi]

[b0lu0mi]

me when i reblog something from a mutual: oh hehe this is cool

me when a mutual reblogs something from me: mutual has invested in me…they find me clever and funny even…they have graced their blog with my presence and i must repay the gesture with kindness…mutual i will never forget this

[b0lu0mi]

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally