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They hated him for his autistic swag

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Obviously Velma sucks but if we do ever make a more adult Scooby Doo I want a semi realistic period piece from the late 60s where the Scooby Gang are draft dodgers and hippies that just happen to stumble into the crime fighting business because there is just a fresh stream of con artists when you’re drifting town to town in a van.

Freddie and Daphne start it all. Instead of showing up at boot camp when drafted, Fred Jones got the van he bought with his summer job and ran off. Daphne, his girlfriend (who frankly has the least strong feelings about Vietnam but for gods sake are they not taking Freddie there) runs along to be supportive and to get away from her strict, stuffy family.

Velma catches wind of Fred and Daphne’s plan a few days before it happens. They invite her along but she has to consider it. A staunch feminist and the brightest girl in school, she has the most to lose if she leaves. However, she grows embittered by the fact she’s never gonna get into her dream college since it doesn’t admit women, and decides to go along. Besides, if Fred and Daphne leave without her, there won’t be anyone like minded in their hometown for Velma to be friends with.

Shaggy wasn’t originally part of the group, but they find him and Scooby hitchhiking and pick him up. The gang learn he has similar circumstances to Fred for running away from home, being a conscientious objector who ran off when they tried to put him in a non combative position instead. He opposed even this as it still meant he would be part of the war machine. He comes bearing plenty of 8 track tapes and some real good pot, so he’s welcomed along happily.

Along the way they become friends and use their combined skills to solve cases of supposed hauntings. Every single one is shown to be some kind of capitalist fraud.

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a scooby doo series set in community college where the gang is in a criminology class and end up in a huge debate on the first day of class that leads to them starting a podcast talking about local urban legends, only to realize things aren’t quite adding up and they go to investigate for ~journalistic authenticity~ and end up solving a real-life crime disguised as supernatural occurrences. this happens every week and they’re frequently featured on the school newspaper. they only have twenty listeners

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Sometimes it's best to leave them before they leave you.

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Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines

he wrote a poem

And called it "Chops" Because that was the name of his dog

And that's what it was all about

And his teacher gave him an A

and a gold star

And his mother hung it on the kitchen door

and read it to his aunts

That was the year Father Tracy

took all the kids to the zoo

And he let them sing on the bus

And his little sister was born

with tiny toenails and no hair

And his mother and father kissed a lot

And the girl around the corner sent him a

Valentine signed with a row of X's

and he had to ask his father what the X's meant

And his father always tucked him in bed at night

And was always there to do it

Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines

he wrote a poem

And he called it "Autumn"

because that was the name of the season

And that's what it was all about

And his teacher gave him an A

and asked him to write more clearly

And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door

because of its new paint

And the kids told him

that Father Tracy smoked cigars

and left butts on the pews

And sometimes they would burn holes

That was the year his sister got glasses

with thick lenses and black frames

And the girl around the corner laughed

when he asked her to go see Santa Claus

And the kids told him why

his mother and father kissed a lot

And his father never tucked him in bed at night

And his father got mad

when he cried for him to do it

Once on a paper torn from his notebook

he wrote a poem

And he called it "Innocence: A Question"

because that was the question about his girl

And that's what it was all about

And his professor gave him an A

and a strange steady look

And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door

because he never showed her

That was the year that Father Tracy died

And he forgot how the end

of the Apostle's Creed went

And he caught his sister

making out on the back porch

And his mother and father never kissed

or even talked

And the girl around the corner

wore too much makeup

That made him cough when he kissed her

but he kissed her anyway

because that was the thing to do

And at three A.M. he tucked himself into bed

his father snoring soundly

That's why on the back of a brown paper bag

he tried another poem

And he called it "Absolutely Nothing" Because that's what it was really all about

And he gave himself an A

and a slash on each damned wrist.

And he hung it on the bathroom door

because this time he didn't think he could make it to the kitchen.

-Perks of being a Wallflower.

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Ryan 'I'm a ghost hunter but I don't want to see them' Bergara

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No no no BUT

I relate to Charlie from TPOBAW way too much. I always have. It's heartbreaking to know nothing's changed for me since I first read that book ten years ago.

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And it’s odd because recently I’ve felt so real.

I’ve never felt this way before

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just finished reading the perks of being a wallflower and i can’t lie charlie is just too relatable

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he just like me fr

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The Perks of Being A Wallflower (2012)

Director: Stephen Chbosky

Cinematographer: Andrew Dunn

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BRAIN WEIRD FUELED HEADCANONS BABY

ghastly has never once payed his taxes and he does not plan to start

skug likes things that click or make that fuckin. clackety sound. so he fidgets with his gun a bunch n like sIR S T O P

he was one of those that would. constantly crack his knuckles when he was alive and when he Couldn't Do That Anymore he just found new ways to make the noise. like. hand tapping and g u n etc

nye just. does not understand the concept of gender someone tried to explain it to it once and it came this close to dismantling them. out of sheer frustration and/or confusion

anton drank coffee Once and has never recovered. it was not good he did not like it

cassandra gets skug one of those. 3d printed slug things because a) good sound and b) sO HE STOPS FIDGETING WITH HIS FUCKING GUN-

fletcher tried to use skug's gun on one of the rare occasions he left it unsupervised. it was a Mistake.

i feel like val would be a nitw enjoyer. maybe not neck deep in the fanbase but she'd like the game

not a single one of the dead men are trusted on rollercoasters for. many reasons

said it before but skug is the forever designated driver

ghastly drags skug to musicals. not because either of them enjoy them just because the dumbass skeleton criticises/narrates them the whole time and ghastly finds it funny

skug absolutely fucking detested the feeling of having wet clothes. (like even a lil bit damp was Bad.) when he was alive and its one of the things he does not miss at all

these are mostly just the skug man. but shshhhhh im thinking about him a lot. the brainrot.

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P.O.V: You are Nefarian Serpine during the war

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Skulduggery: They call me 007 at the Sanctuary. 0 flesh. 0 organs. 7 psychotic breaks per month.

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