friday night in your 20s be like: making some pasta. i need to rollover my 401k. when i was a kid i assumed i'd be married by now. does my new fake plant look classy. i think i have a yeast infection. do my cats understand me. ran out of capri sun. i should do laundry. and then you don't do laundry
People are calling women who read ‘spicy’ novels porn addicts on TikTok and when women responded “um. That’s not what addiction is.” People are going “the first symptom of addiction is denial” like okay buddy.
i think ushijima has a good singing voice, beautiful even, but his ability to match up with another person singing, or god forbid a karaoke track, is not great, to say the least. he's been dragged to karaoke on more than one occasion, by tendou, shiratorizawa vbc as a group, and by the adlers. every single time he gives a performance that leaves everyone baffled.
Kuroo: I cut my finger.
Kenma: I can kiss it better.
Kuroo: Does it work?
Kenma: Yeah, my mom used to do it when I was a kid.
[later that day]
Kuroo: I need you to punch me in the mouth.
Yaku, waiting for this day: Say no more.