honestly hi floppy is so cool
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My main dilemma when I see a pretty girl is am I jealous of her or attracted to her? Do I want to be her or date her?
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this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen
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This is a god damn front for something I’m sure of it
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i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015
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DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
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Bitch we are wearing the same thing
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to all my spanish speaking followers: hola
to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out: don’t worry, I just said “hello”. maybe someday you too can grasp another language
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just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.
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do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
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IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
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all clothes should be like $1
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reblog if capitalism ruined ur chill aesthetic
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i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
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plot twist: rock and roll saves you
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