baconcolazz

[baconcolazz]

im gonna explode. the CREATOR of SPARKLECARE follows me :///3c

#colaposting

[baconcolazz]

im cooked 😞😰

#colaposting

[baconcolazz]

nahhh not you bringing HIM into a discussion about my gayness 😞😞

guys quick post: I absolutely am gay, I'm pansexual at that. i only say I'm straight because I like denying and lying. I also say I'm a cisgender male alot which is a bigger lie

[baconcolazz]

😔😔 you caught me...

guys quick post: I absolutely am gay, I'm pansexual at that. i only say I'm straight because I like denying and lying. I also say I'm a cisgender male alot which is a bigger lie

[baconcolazz]

you caught me rainbow handed 😞😞

that's fine!!!! you can be attracted to a certain group of people but not want to ingage in anything romantic or sexual, it's actually very common

im this thing called genderfaun, it's like genderfluid but it excludes all female aligned genders. the fem version is genderfae (or genderdoe)

not only are you Eduardo tastic but also very gay

i should kill you for comparing me to Eduardo /j

also I'M NOT GAY

[baconcolazz]

guys quick post: I absolutely am gay, I'm pansexual at that. i only say I'm straight because I like denying and lying. I also say I'm a cisgender male alot which is a bigger lie

#colaposting

[baconcolazz]

OH BTW i am a homosexual, I'm pan but I'm only saying I'm straight cus denial is kind of my thing (according to SOMEONE 😒😒😒) like I'm literally in a poly relationship with two boys

also I'm like,,, unlabeled transmasculine :3 my gender is kinda fluid between masculine and neutral genders. I'm out to close friends and some of my family but my family only knows cus my mom likes going through my phone

not only are you Eduardo tastic but also very gay

i should kill you for comparing me to Eduardo /j

also I'M NOT GAY

[baconcolazz]

ouhhhhh yikes..... erm,,,, I'm nothing but an ally bro. love is love, I don't hate. I'm nothing but trans.

also please don't do that 😚

not only are you Eduardo tastic but also very gay

i should kill you for comparing me to Eduardo /j

also I'M NOT GAY

[baconcolazz]

BUT I'M NOT 🙁

not only are you Eduardo tastic but also very gay

i should kill you for comparing me to Eduardo /j

also I'M NOT GAY

[baconcolazz]

zachmike

jm still working on my Zach headcanon

#colaposting #piemations #mike and zach #zachmike #zach x mike

[baconcolazz]

PARFETTUNI LIKED MY SUCTION CUP MAN HEADCANON POST OMFG IS THIS MY BDAY GIFT FROM THEM 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

( @parfettuni)

#colaposting

[baconcolazz]

😭😭

i just updated my tumblr..., wtf is this....

[baconcolazz]

i kind of need him to destroy my insides frfr

#colaposting

[baconcolazz]

how do I tell my fiance I gotta go home soon

#colaposting #hes not really my fiance I just like calling him silly names <33

[baconcolazz]

I love you 💚

I want Edward :( - ❤️🐈

[baconcolazz]

ah, okay!! kidnap me when you're ready, lover boy <3

I want Edward :( - ❤️🐈

#flirts with you with no change in emotion at all

[baconcolazz]

I don't mind being kidnapped actually, I've gotten used to it and it's become pretty fun so it'd be nice to experience that with you. :3

also yeah I would like a bit of time to say goodbye if that's okay

I want Edward :( - ❤️🐈