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お手っ！

paw

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My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever

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usb drives you find lying on the ground are modern day cursed amulets

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i prefer on tumblr when you wanna have a temporary post you just tag it '#delete later' and everyone here gets it. im not a coward when i delete a tweet that shit was supposed to be temporary. a unique and limited edition content for your ungrateful

#not everything needs to be forever #except this post it's permanent

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Fuck Martin Luther and everything he was about but every time I go into a metaphysical shop in a mall it makes me want to become a terrorist. The idea that magic is something that can be purchased is so utterly antithetical to inexplicable wonder of the human experience.

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april fools is so childish i would never trick anyone bestie. anyway i have this absolutely delicious sherry in my cellar you just have to try 

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today is trans day of fuck

shit fuck damn

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Oh my god I was just looking to see how much a copy of Hamlet would be through Barnes and Noble and PEOPLE ARE ROLEPLAYING WARRIOR CATS IN THE REVIEWS??????

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I'm a Spiderman fan first and a Marvel fan last.

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holy shit she might actually be dead

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i havent seen many my beloved heart locket gif memes lately, how are they doing conservation-wise?

Heart Locket

Conservation status: Endangered

Classification: non-native, non-invasive

The Heart Locket was once a ubiquitous meme on tumblr dashes. For a while, it was nearly impossible to scroll without seeing one or two. However, habitat loss has dramatically impacted the wild population of Heart Lockets and the species may never recover on its own.

The life cycle of the Heart Locket does give us a possible source of hope. Experts have noted that the Heart Locket readily engages in symbiosis with other memes--the interior of the locket can be anything, so a post uniting it with another meme can rely on either meme's reproductive cycle. If the Heart Locket were to symbiotically interact with a series of current popular memes, the endangered meme could be saved.

For example:

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me on acid lol

me: Whatcha up to, little guy?

my shrimp: touchin stuff!

me: Oh yeah? What are you touc-

my shrimp: é̴̢̹͍̣̩͍͔͙͖̻̣̫͓͔͐̐̍̍̐̋̆͐̆͐̀̕ ̴̩̭͎͑͊̏̈́̇̋̇̿̆̈́̎̐́͝ͅv̴̗̜̝̮̜̺̀̓̅̉͑͑̽̒̕͠ ̴̢̙̖̳̭̻̝̄͗͑͊͆͊̑̅͠͝ȩ̵̟͚͕̗̲̮̦̳̳̪̗̌̔͂̓̿͑̽̍̋͌̆̎̎͗͜͜͠ ̴̨̯͎̤̤͖̬̫̙̄̈́̀͗́̑̉̒̈̿̾̆̒͘̕r̴̡̻̟̥̳̜̩̪̫̝̙̔͊͊͛͆ ̵̞̞̓̏́̍̐͑̅͑͋̉̾̓̓̕͠y̷̬̞͉͔͕̲̑̀̓͑̒͑̀́͗͊͗͗͘ ̷͎͛̆͌̎t̷͎̱̥̙͖͎̯̮̳̟̹͈̎͒͆̾̿́͛̓̍͊̎͑͌͘͜͜ ̶̨̠̜͖̰̦̳̝͙̙̯̩̆͋̄͆̈́̈́͠ͅh̶̝̞͍͊̄̋̚ ̴̛̜̙͎̯̞̠͆͗̀͒̄̈́̐̇͝i̴̙͓̠͓̮͑̓̃̍̈́̌͂̽͠ ̴̙̭͓̬̎̈ͅn̵̮̘̻̿̒̇̀͑̅́̊ ̵̜̳͙͖̮̯̗̳̗̜̦̏̎̃͂͌̕͝g̶̝̞̹͕̝̝͕͓͓͇̬̟̅̉̀̐͑̓

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it’s done! check out my video it’s a tribute to worlds chat and catgirls all over the world