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compulsory dresses for schoolgirls is not good.
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listening to Neil Cicierega mashups and got interrupted by an advertisement for low-carb potatoes which I assumed was just part of the track
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I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??
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CURRENT GENDER: Non-practicing male
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now that having basically any image in your posts places you at risk of getting flagged for “sensitive content” by the new algorithms, we’re just going have to start posting our reaction images in text format
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Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”
Me:
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“here are some alternates to tumblr! like newgrounds or pixiv" yall just, straight up stopped suggesting sites even remotely similar to tumblr and are just saying random shit now. guys lets all move to the comments section of youtube
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establish dominance over your dog by explaining capitalism
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heads up to my underage followers
don’t join mastodon. the lax nature of regulations makes it an extremely popular platform for maps and pedophiles.
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do you get an alert if a post/reblog is flagged or do you just have to see it?
you just gotta see it/find it. which is part of what makes this whole situation really steessful because “repeat offenders” are at risk of deletion but everyone with more than, like, 5,000 posts or a reasonable amount to go through and find all their flagged posts is automatically a repeat offended. i personally have like 60-80k posts so i cannot find all that are flagged. staff claimed theyll send out emails with links to all your flagged posts but it hasn’t happened yet and it seems unrealistic. they added a section to the support page specifically for unwarranted termination so you can get your blog back, but i have a feeling if you have to use it it’s gonna be pretty swamped if a ton of people get wrongfully deactivated
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