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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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This whole thread has killed me

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how about famous popstar steve, who chrissy is a big fan of and one day drags eddie to one of his shows and... well, no, eddie still hates the music but he thinks steve is the prettiest being that he's ever seen and he's pretty sure his eyes have been blessed.

circumstances align, steve signs something for chrissy and, when eddie gestures to a free space between the tatts on his arm, steve signs his arm. and eddie ends up getting it tattooed- it's not the most legible signiture, he can bullshit if he needs to.

but then corroded coffin gets big and suddenly eddie is famous too and people recognize the signiture tattooed on his arm. word gets back to steve, whos been getting into the band thanks to dustin...

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i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow ...

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2014: Wow I love Supernatural and Destiel so much! Sure they never TALK about Destiel but if you look at the colors in this scene and the way Dean looks at Cas here, maybe someday they will be cannon. I know it’s a long shot though.

2024: “If the CW hadn’t been so homophobic, Dean and Cas would’ve been balls deep.”

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Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

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destiel fans genuinely we are so lucky that Misha is our guy because nothing drives that man more than a need for attention and a lack of ability to feel shame

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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i think i speak for most of us when i say i've accepted i'm just going to be using tumblr until it either shuts down or i die

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stranger tweets part 7

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 5.5] [part 6]

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stranger tweets part 6

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 5.5] [part 7]

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Eddie: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us. Robin: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: Robin: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

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Frog and Toad are Friends