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bakahammer · 4 months

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Can someone invent tails for me i am in desperate need of wagging one when i feel very happy or hear my partner's voice

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bakahammer · 5 months

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“turo isn’t as hot as sycamore but he’s passable” you’re all cowards. the hottest professor isn’t sickly victorian boy waif twink sycamore….it’s professor birch

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bakahammer · 10 months

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breaking news: jackbox party pack 10 sales soar among demographic "weirdo puppygirls, 18-25", reasons why still unclear

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bakahammer · 1 year

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@shellsist

in tears over this

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bakahammer · 1 year

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bakahammer · 1 year

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bakahammer · 1 year

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bakahammer · 1 year

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Ko-fi request for @hazelbleu!! Thank you so much!!

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bakahammer · 2 years

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It’s the principle of sh1t. If you don’t want me doing it to you, don’t do it to me.

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bakahammer · 2 years

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5 years ago I decided to try to capitalize on the community of furries on tumblr and break the mold from the --post-generators. Now, I'm here with close friends who I annoy, and who join in occasionally to write silly essay posts. If not for said community, I'd never have met my love, @bakahammer and one of my best friends, @drawnbyaj. Thank you all. All 3600 of you, for giving support throughout the years. I can't believe we made it this long.

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bakahammer · 2 years

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Bard: I would like to use the Gaydar on the beholder.

DM: You do realize that they could kill one of you next turn right?

Bard: You know damn well this is more important.

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bakahammer · 2 years

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Wait a minute does the severed tail just grow another Wagg? Wait a minute what if this Wagg is just a tail clone and hiding the real Wagg from us.

My tail is in your stocking this year

Happy holidays

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bakahammer · 3 years

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Wiggle

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bakahammer · 3 years

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Beastars

Alright, Hazel. It’s been a while since you’ve approached the blog. I mean you did shut down the inbox so you could help get to those submissions that have been in there for a while, to clear out the inbox and start anew. Let’s start with something small: the entire cast of Beastars!

https://beastars.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Characters

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This isn’t even the most requested submission, but it is one that has a lot of weight to it so… let’s go!

Okay so maybe not with this picture, as I don’t know everyone on this, yet… I’ll just do more research.

LEGOSHI: Alright! So the first piece I’ve ever seen of Beastars and it has interested me since was when I did a post on Legoshi! All I have to say on the matter is I love him even more, because he just is so cute, yet so impactful. He grows so well.I will defend him, though, from freaks who want to exclusively draw him as a minor in terrible situations. Same goes for all of these characters. Many of them are minors and so I strongly advise against drawing anything depicting lewd conduct. What makes them furbait is their designs alone that are typical of furrybait characters. LOUIS:

Alright! Let’s look over our character sheet for Louis, next! Without giving much away, Louis grows so much during the series and for fairness’s sake I will keep this review of each character spoiler free and only on their design. Louis is a very good deer design and I think he’s just so well-designed.

JACK:

Mr. peeba babba. Jack is a very kind and wonderful golden retriever. I don’t believe it’s spoilers to say that he is one of Legoshi’s closest friends. On top of him being a canine like Legoshi, he displays a strong sense of loyalty and is voiced by one of those voice actors who have accepted they are furrybait. At least in English, he is. He looks like just such a goodboi dog that I can’t pass him up for furrybait. He is furrybait, without a doubt.

HARU:

I know about her reputation around the school, and that unfortunately influences some people’s interpretation of her. Anyway, she looks like a soft rabbit and is so well-written as a character.

This post is already long enough, so I’m going to bring up the rest that I find integral to the story after the cut.

Keep reading

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bakahammer · 3 years

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@drawnbyaj