wish i could call in bitchy to work
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oh youre bisexial? name two of every thing
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[forgetting how to say “yanking your chain”] i’m only jerking you off
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i do think merlin and arthur had the perfect dynamic. an episode would end with arthur being like merlin you're my closest friend and confidante and the greatest man i've ever met. and merlin would be like i'd kill and die for you we are two sides of the same coin. and then you'd start the next episode and it would begin with arthur smacking merlin upside the head and calling him an ugly peasant and merlin calling arthur a fat idiot.
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(through gritted teeth) there's so much to learn (through sobs) there's so much to learn (through maniacal laughter) there's so much to learn (through sleepy eyes) there's so much to learn (through a tired smile) there's so much to learn
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OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags.
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they're trying <3
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his genuine little smile when Izzy says "made your boyfriend blush" like his entire face lights up fr "last night was a mistake" my ass, you fell harder for him didn't you ed, suddenly seeing everything you could lose, things got way too real didn't they? clown behaviour fr
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Our Flag Means Death writers sat down to discuss what gay people like and correctly came up with this list
-drag
-BDSM
-soup
-fashion
-mermaids
-angst
-communism
-unionization
-slaughtering members of the British royal navy
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