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this is so so funny. just ignoring someone who's inside your mind and can read your every thought. it knows you can hear it just fine. it knows you're being obtuse on purpose. the pettiness

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Boo watches ratatouille and falls into a deep depression because minsc is bald and he has to explain things to this man instead of using him like a mech suit

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if you raise the egg with Lae'zel and stay in Faerun, she'll mention to you in the epilogue that he's being watched by "your newest allies" who she "trusts completely" tonight and just immediately wondering who that could possibly be that Lae'zel would trust completely to watch your son.

and it just made me think, that if you're playing a Tav who isn't an orphan, maybe has some siblings and somewhat of an extended family who they might want to get back in touch with now that they don't have a tadpole threatening them and everyone around them and also they have a githyanki wife and child that they want to introduce people to, Lae'zel would have absolutely no vocabulary for even just most of Tav's familial relations but she'd defintely have no concept of "in-laws."

She thought parents were made up and fake until like a week after you started traveling together and she admits that her "cousins" she mentions didn't indicate a familial relationship in like a societal standpoint and just indicated that they hatched from the same clutch as her. So if Tav started throwing parents, grandparents, siblings, nieces, nephews, actual cousins at her? she wouldn't understand it. So like assuming they're all on good terms with Tav, I could absolutely see her being like "These people seem strangely devoted to you. They have many stories of your past that indicate that they have protected you, but could also bring you to ruin and humiliation should some of these tales be spread. We will form a powerful alliance with them."

like just imagining the epilogue, someone asking Lae'zel and Tav where their son is and Lae'zel being like "He is being watched by our newest allies who are utterly devoted to protecting and keeping him from harm" while Tav just simultaneously goes "He's with my parents"

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Happy new year ^*^

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Modern Madonna and Child by Leynedecker, but make it Shovel

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INPRNT | REDBUBBLE | TWITTER

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Cat dad

based on this picture of Jake Gyllenhaal holding a puppy

Do not copy, steal, repost, distribute or edit.

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Commissison

For Spainst8ofmind on twitter

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Does this count as finger food?

We all know where those fingers were.

I was wanting to practice color theory

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children are like cats

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Said upon entering Grymforge

"So we must save the drow first, then sever his head after... Pleasantries like that make me quite homesick."

Gale, what the heck was your life like in Waterdeep?!

#That's just what university towns are like

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No penance could ever erase the evil he has done.

FJORN TEIVEL COMMISSION BY SABATTONS

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couldn’t get this out of my head

twt for 4k image:

https://x.com/skeptical_lynx/status/1780524884239503677?s=46&t=EuBiJuFrpmM7JiLiuDbaCA

the context:

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not to be weird but id love to honk du drows tiddies

GET IN LINE

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Honk

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excellent storytellers with a heroic streak and an irresistably charming flair (aka the two characters that make up my entire personality)

— (Varric & Wyll)

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also noooo i totally dont have a thing for scars and stubble and jewelry SHUSHHH

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The Devil You Know 😈

I saw this meme on Twitter and couldn't help but draw it