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#merle baby i got u even if no one else does

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#CMON BABES LETS GO BARRY

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merle: your ass is grass

davenport: merle please dont-

merle: and i have a great deal of respect for growing things

davenport: oh well okay th-

merle: and a healthy amount of lust. im gonna mow it

davenport: get off the bridge

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here's to another year of being sad about these two

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prompted by an ask terezis got i present to you my habit of disappearing for a thousand years only to reappear with bullshit. love and light etc

[ID: A digital drawing of the starblaster crew. They’re sleeping in a bunk bed with a twin size bottom bunk and single top bunk. Davenport is sleeping alone in the top bunk. The rest of the crew are sprawled out over the bottom bunk, sleeping on top of each other. End ID]

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edel blau, apostle of the blue sky, and the crimson angel of judecca / tosaka hiyoko and higure anghel

i love how hatoful boyfriend, the bird dating simulator, has a canonical alternate fantasy universe that anghel can just see 24/7 that casually reveals to him every horrible, bloody, and murderous secret that all the birds at this bird high school are hiding, but no one can understand him when he says it because he sounds like a fantasy pulp novel when he speaks.

also two close ups bc i know tumblr will ruin the detail

#HAHA HI YES IM SO FAR BEHIND IN TAZ IM SORRY I DONT POST A LOT BUT SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THE ART I DID FOR A BIRD DATING SIM

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Taz is such a fun show because how do I explain to people the amount of love in the phrase "starting salary is non-negotiable", or the joy in their voice when they say "your cat's fucking dead", or how one of the most serious and heartbreaking scenes in the series is initiated by a silly wizard lipsyncing to the Thong Song, or the fact that Death Itself having a Tentacle Hentai Fetish ends up changing the entire story because he falls in love with the guy who made him realize he was into Tentacle Hentai and their relationship helped save all worlds everywhere in every timeline ever, or how the DM crafted an entire intricate lore about the multiverse and how it works and what connects the different realities just so people could stop bitching at him for putting elevators in his medieval fantasy world

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Taz is such a fun show because how do I explain to people the amount of love in the phrase "starting salary is non-negotiable", or the joy in their voice when they say "your cat's fucking dead", or how one of the most serious and heartbreaking scenes in the series is initiated by a silly wizard lipsyncing to the Thong Song, or the fact that Death Itself having a Tentacle Hentai Fetish ends up changing the entire story because he falls in love with the guy who made him realize he was into Tentacle Hentai and their relationship helped save all worlds everywhere in every timeline ever, or how the DM crafted an entire intricate lore about the multiverse and how it works and what connects the different realities just so people could stop bitching at him for putting elevators in his medieval fantasy world

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i fucking love merle. he's old. he incorrectly uses slang terms. he's my grandpa. he's the most annoying person I know. he can say the dirtiest thing imaginable and not understand why you reacted so horribly. he flirts with plants. he befriended the man behind the apocalypse. he's got two kids and he doesn't know how old they are. he fucked an onion. he chooses joy.

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Blupjeans wedding dress. It's light wash denim because they're being traditional.

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~~JOHN SPRINGS TO ATTACK 

I love drawing monstrous creatures so I just HAD to draw Final John. 

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Been re-listening to taz balance 🕺

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remember when griffin put a cute little fishing minigame in a taz liveshow and magnus punched the fisherman into the lake and he got eaten by a fish then taako cast reverse gravity then magnus jumped into the water to cut open the fish and save the guy. what the fuck. what is it about d&d, specifically liveshows too, that make people just fucking. go hog wild. they forget how normal people behave. they could have just fished. like. there was no reason to a) be so antagonistic, b) cast reverse gravity, or c) jump back in to try and save the guy. there was no reason! “I didn’t give the fish a fucking charisma stat clint!”

#CATCH A BIG BASS TO PROCEED

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some quick thacker sketches i did listening to the new episode. i think i like this dude

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mama and thackers friendship is wlw mlm solidarity but also Giant Introvert solidarity

#mama to thacker whomst shes had 4 full conversations with in the last 6 years: ur my best friend

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juno sees duck and thacker hanging out and shes like?!?!?! duck!??! is that arlo thacker?!?!?! and hes like oh uh yea u know him? and junos like BRO THATS MY FUCKIN NATURE DAD WHO DISAPPEARED and ducks like YOUR CRYPTID PEPPERONI FOREST DAD WAS REAL?!?!?!?! and anyway i want more juno content

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went looking through moonlighting/the first few lunar interludes to make myself sad with some of the earlier moments with Madame Director but instead i was just reminded again and again how funny everything she says is and how I Love Lucretia