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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

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legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS PEOPLE NEED YOUR HELP 🏳️‍⚧️

Click here to instantly cast [Gender Euphoria] on a trans person

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Transfem to Transmasc solitary must exist as much as any trans solidarity must exist.

Protect my boys.

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Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

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HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK, LESBIANS!

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semiaquatic secret agent

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there is a crazy dude on twitter who takes photos of athletes from different sports and finds them an art piece that fits exactly with the photo and the PRECISION he does it is amazing

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they should start doing themed airports, you can't make airports any stranger so why not make them themed, like a haunted house themed airport, or a pirates cove airport

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