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I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur
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you're scrolling tumblr!! *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead*
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It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant
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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.
ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week
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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
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the good thing about being sleep deprived is that by this point everything is funny. i saw the gif of the buggy eyed cat being clicked over and i had to hold myself from laughing so bad i almost threw up
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tampons and pads should be provided free in all public restrooms
Boog Open Season
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i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i'm defending a thesis.
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people asking “why is there hair there?” about other people’s bodies is insane to me like. it GROWS there you fucking idiot. why else. move on
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are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft
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this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.
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Not a mufasa origin story
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