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clarification

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what studying literature feels like

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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Eggman family

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She said what she said.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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bro AGAIN?? I'm the Sisyphus of jacking off

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No I definitely did not get extremely flustered just merely by thinking about cuddling my partners and thinking about how soft and wonderful they are I have no idea what you’re talking about no gay thoughts here

#such a cutie

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Once Upon a Time in Purgatory (1968)

aaaaaand thats a wrap! all 24 foolish friends! aaaaand all enemies as well!!!! hahahahahahahai like this game a lot

1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5(this)

#thank you for these!!! #I loved them all

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: <- a bite mark

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Every time I see a duck I think to myself that I want to pick up that duck. There is a sort of quality of the duck that makes it feel like the act of picking up the duck would somehow be analogous to those strange videos where people use knives to cleanly cut through multilayered cakes. There would be a sort of accumulative act even without taking permanent possession of the duck. It would rather be more like pulling the lever on some ancient machine which makes a counter increase by one. The duck is the lever. I hope my meaning is clear to you all?

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i think warframe is one of the few pieces of media where the creators are arguably even more horny about it than the fans are

most of the players just go “ha ha saryn big boobie :)” meanwhile the game itself is like “what if you could transcend flesh into sleek biosynthetic compound. what if a machine bleeds and breathes and hungers. what if mindbreak, invasive body horror, and age regression gave you superpowers.”