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do you think Drax ever took Mikey to the religious sights around the Hidden City
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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄
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Jrweewee ponies
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DeForest Kelley’s favourite fan letter
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bastionkeeper · 10 hours
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another sketch of big q
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Fit: This fcking edgelord, this fcking edgelord, motherfcking "crawling in my skin, these wounds, they will not heal" ass btch. [Looking at chat] Uberchain says "Get away from him, get a job."
Fit: [Sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry! Oh, have I upset some of you in the stream chat? You say "my husband"— don't make me say it. You're a Huevito, so don't you mean OUR husband? Some of you forget, this works both ways. Just like Ramon is our child, your Sebastian is our husband! Chat, it works both ways! It takes two to tango, a street goes in two directions. Even a one-way if you're ambitious enough.
Chatter: So is Pac our boyfriend?
Fit: Whoa— wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE— There's an asterisk! There's an asterisk, ok? There's an asterisk. You forget though– [Laughs] Rules for– [Laughs again] Ok: rules thee, not for me. Rules for thee, not for me. Rules for thee, not for me. That's right, so you're up sht creek, sorry about that. Too bad, so sad. Better luck next time. RIP bozo, rest in piss.
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bastionkeeper · 13 hours
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Richarlyson: i am taking sun
Phil: The moon is out.
Richarlyson: dont tell me its night tio. i do not believe on signs and astrology.
Phil: I mean—
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bastionkeeper · 14 hours
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friendshup is magic .guys did u know guys Guys
click 4 better quality + other vers in undercut
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no bg vers + flats as a treat
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bastionkeeper · 14 hours
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The Entertainment Weekly article about the McElboys' 500th episode is choice. And they link some great moment in the shows history.
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"Detective Arriving on the Scene"
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Bimbo on bimbo violence
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The guys
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bastionkeeper · 15 hours
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My last TechnoSketch poped off so hard it warmed my heart! <3
So now there you go, have a Techno being best dog dad <3
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It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the "Torture is bad" principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor's visit. If you're worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.
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