Fit: This fcking edgelord, this fcking edgelord, motherfcking "crawling in my skin, these wounds, they will not heal" ass btch. [Looking at chat] Uberchain says "Get away from him, get a job."
Fit: [Sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry! Oh, have I upset some of you in the stream chat? You say "my husband"— don't make me say it. You're a Huevito, so don't you mean OUR husband? Some of you forget, this works both ways. Just like Ramon is our child, your Sebastian is our husband! Chat, it works both ways! It takes two to tango, a street goes in two directions. Even a one-way if you're ambitious enough.
Chatter: So is Pac our boyfriend?
Fit: Whoa— wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE— There's an asterisk! There's an asterisk, ok? There's an asterisk. You forget though– [Laughs] Rules for– [Laughs again] Ok: rules thee, not for me. Rules for thee, not for me. Rules for thee, not for me. That's right, so you're up sht creek, sorry about that. Too bad, so sad. Better luck next time. RIP bozo, rest in piss.
It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the "Torture is bad" principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor's visit. If you're worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.
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