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any bears out there wanna come give me a tick check (romantic)

#i definitely needed this little jaunt and it has been almost perfect. but wouldve been better with someone to lean up against on the #rock above the creek and share my snacks with. and give each other tick checks after walking barefoot through the meadow. #im just a gay little creek rat

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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

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libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason

if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.

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Buying a car

English added by me :)

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I have been so depressed lately I haven’t been able to post any sturgeons but I saw this on the Great Lakes aquarium Instagram his name is CRACKERS he is a BELUGA STURGEON they are TARGET TRAINING HIM so that he can eventually enter a sling comfortably to get his checkups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE IS A HOOP GENIUS!!!! GENUIS AT GOING THROUGH A HOOP!!!!!!!!

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#the only acceptible summer body goals are 'i want my body to keep up with what I wanna do' #ive started doing more cardio so i can kayak with more powah

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burn out

#hii yeah ive been working 2 jobs and its now finals week and i need to send this to literally all my friends

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creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*

8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0

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Me hace falta estar asi

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"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

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#I'm good for about 2-3 days but then I get cranky. after a week my b.o. starts changing and that REALLY fucks w/me

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this sequence could easily be a scene from the show and I'd be none the wiser

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biology of a stapler

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#my slut era is over im ready to make love again

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nintendo…?

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she took my empire of dirt in the divorce