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batking-lich · 10 hours
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my biggest pet peeve in the world is when landlubbers design cool fantasy pirate cabins but completely forget that they’re on a fucking boat. yeah here’s a loose shelf with 50 glass bottles of rum on the top shelf. no there isn’t any sort of guard on the edge. “yeah sorry cap’n we hit One Wave a little weird and every single glass item you own crashed into the ground at once”
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🌱🍃🌾
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batking-lich · 11 hours
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it's like they say in dune: "i must not jeff. jeff is the killer"
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batking-lich · 11 hours
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batking-lich · 11 hours
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stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. pick one sports team you hate and blame them for everything
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batking-lich · 11 hours
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real.
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batking-lich · 11 hours
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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batking-lich · 11 hours
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not to be the guy who stops and admires the flowers but when I go outside. they do draw me in fr fr
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batking-lich · 12 hours
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part of being an ally to trans men is not being a dick to cis men for their appearance btw
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batking-lich · 12 hours
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World Central Kitchen announced that it will resume operations in Gaza on Monday, almost one month after seven of its aid workers were killed in an Israeli airstrike in the enclave. The U.S.-based nonprofit group, founded by celebrity chef José Andrés, suspended operations in Gaza for four weeks after the workers were killed on April 1, according to a statement. The organization identified the aid workers as Saifeddin Issam Ayad Abutaha, a 25-year-old Palestinian; Lalzawmi (Zomi) Frankcom, a 43-year-old Australian; Damian Soból, a 35-year-old from Poland; Jacob Flickinger, a 33-year-old dual citizen of the U.S. and Canada; Security team members John Chapman, 57, James (Jim) Henderson, 33, and James Kirby, 47, all from the United Kingdom, were also killed in the attack.
Before halting operations, the organization had distributed more than 43 million meals in Gaza “and accounted for 62% of all international NGO aid,” WCK said in a statement. “The humanitarian situation in Gaza remains dire,” said Erin Gore, the nonprofit’s chief executive officer. “We are restarting our operation with the same energy, dignity, and focus on feeding as many people as possible.” WCK has 276 trucks carrying almost 8 million meals that are ready to cross into Gaza via Rafah, and will send trucks into the enclave via Jordan too, it said in a statement. The organization is also continuing to explore delivering food with the help of Open Arms, a Spanish humanitarian organization, and the United Arab Emirates.
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batking-lich · 12 hours
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someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky
me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:
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batking-lich · 12 hours
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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Saw 0.5 (Short, 2003) dir. James Wan
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batking-lich · 12 hours
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how i see the world after taking a shitty accidental hour long nap
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batking-lich · 13 hours
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I hate when you're looking for something and folks are like "oh I'm sure it's somewhere." well aye that's sort of the base assumption for most things but cheers. big help
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batking-lich · 13 hours
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Had a dream last night that involved, among other things, a restaurant that was also some kind of fertility clinic. I was looking at a collection of phials marked “CLEARANCE” and realized they were frozen sperm. When I asked why the sperm was on clearance, I was told that it was because the donors had since committed traffic violations, which made their genetic material less valuable.
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