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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

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If there is a picture of me in a slutty crop top and you don't use it for my funeral pic I am literally coming back up out of the GROUND

Do you think they buried Gambit in the crop top?

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classic way

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I’M LOSING MY SHIT WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?

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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

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comfort check

lounging in an ouch position?

haven't taken a deep breath lately?

hungry? thirsty?

need to use the toilet?

too much sensory input?

this is your reminder to get comfortable! go do what you need to do!

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White woman activated

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i keep thinking about that one blogger on here who mentioned applying to 80+ jobs and still not getting a single callback

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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my favorite customer service slip ups

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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

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soundwave and his delinquent kids

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The AI tech bubble finally bursting is going to be both catastrophic and very funny.