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Unless you have concrete evidence, "The government did X thing to distract from Y thing" is conspiracy thought.

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My middle aged man yaois ⚡️🔮

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#I am desperately trying to get a breast reduction #these bitches are too large

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Warlocks after a short rest

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#I don’t drink caffeine :3

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in high school and college i never encountered the type of person who was like “you need to drink and smoke and have sex to be cool you can’t hang out with the cool kids if you don’t” so i thought they were a myth but somehow like 500 of them have spawned into tumblr in like the last six months and idk what’s up with that

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I'm fine.

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lil feets

from here

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Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me

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Just started rereading hitchhikers guide and i forgot Arthur works in local radio. Combined with Ford pretending to be an actor i think the only solution here is for them to do community theater together

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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Armageddon only happens once, you know. They don’t let you go round again until you get it right.

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One thing I love about Gale is that he'd do the finger wiggle and say "don't mind if I do" to a little treat but he'd also say it to the Necromancy of Thay.