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#yall are so lame #i mean okay it takes me a year to get through a pack of cigarettes because i only smoke them when im drinking with friends #but come on #at least i smoke weed everyday

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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"And I have a broken penis. Don't pretend to know my pain."

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that is fucked

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Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle Vincent van Gogh, Garden at Arles (1888)

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#when i feel like it #so like every 2 or 3 days #cause thats how long it takes for my hair to start feeling greasy

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why is this picture of garlic from wikipedia so erotic i feel like i need to avert my gaze

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$122,000. And the thing is so shodily designed that the accelerator can become that easily stuck. It isn't even all one piece.

$122,000. That's more than my entire household income, and we're 3 adults with full-time jobs.

If you gave that $122,000 to Feeding America, that would provide over 1 million meals.

That's $122,000 more than Tesla paid in taxes.

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Radical!, Extreme!, What's next? Free hot lunches served at school?, an education system fully funded and that budget untouchable? teachers assistants in every classroom for the kids struggling? a mental health monitor at every school, A rejuvenated curriculum less stringent and open air free discussion of todays social issues including teaching kids their civil rights!. The list goes on and on!

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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

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Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

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So, when it rained a lot the other day the front pasture got pretty flooded and when I called the babes up for breakfast Houdini was walking around the “pond” and went to go stand on his board that he loves to stand on and it started to move and that’s the story of probably the first horse who ever surfed. 

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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

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witnessing young girls trying to mature too fast knowing i cant save them all

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one shrimp two shrimp red shrimp blue shrimp