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As it happens

I remembered the password to this. Neat

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Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans

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REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

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us after the 17th of december

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The tumblr to twitter follower exchange rate is 1 twitter follower for every 1000 tumblr followers

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Well time to post my twitter again so I may continue screeching at y’all

@babephomet66

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it’s just one of those croissant days

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ok before tumblr crash and burns into kiddyland hell i just have one thing left to say….

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tumblr employee: hey is this draft for the new guidelines okay?

another tumblr employee, head of the Woke department: hmm….you need to change tits to Female Presenting Nipples 

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oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

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all of tumblr on december 17th

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but sir that’s my emotional support strap on

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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?