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Signs you’re an adult...

Me: huhu I want that IronMan tumblerrrrr!! 😭😭😭

Also me: ay! 199 wala pang drinks?!

IronMan Tumbler: bye bye!

#themorningrush #unsententries #signsyoureanadult

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Para sa Hugot

Isang malaking Garapon

Para sa koleksyon mo ng mga Hipon

#parasahugot #unsententries #themorningrush

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Define Torture

Yung kailangan mo ng mag-no. 2 pero lahat ng door nakalock at yung susi mo nasira pa while trying to open the lock.. 😭😭😭

#definetorture #unsententries #themorningrush

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Paano Maging TMR CoHost

Dapat mabilis kang tumawid.. kung hindi, masasagasaan ka ng rumaragasang hotdog.. este bus. 😝

#paanomagingtmrcohost #unsententries #themorningrush

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What my Hater Would Say

Sus, maputi daw..

Make-up lang yan!

#whatmyhaterwouldsay #unsententries #themorningrush

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My Billboard Would Say

STOP!

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In the name of Love...

Oh? Ba’t ka nagstop? Nagpost lang ako ng lyrics...

😝

#mybillboardwouldsay #unsententries #themorningrush

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Perfect vs Pwede Na

Romantic dinner by the beach vs. Picnic at the park

Well, pareho naman sigurong perfect yan kung ikaw kasama ko.. 😘

#perfectvspwedena #unsententries #themorningrush

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How Arte Are You?

Kapag share glass/cup, I’ll make sure my lips don’t touch that part of the glass/cup touched by someone else’s lips.. 😖

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How Arte Are You?

Whenever someone sneezes or even exhales in front of me, I’ll hold my breath until I reach the next room.

#howarteareyou #unsententries #themorningrush

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Kapit lang

Yung sakto lang dala mong damit sa outing tas nag-extend kayo for another night...

Buti na lang may Side B! 😂😂😂

#kapitlang #unsententries #themorningrush

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Dear TOTGA

I���m not really sure whether to call you the one that got away or the one I chose to let go...

But one thing’s for sure - someday I’ll be happy not running after you.

#deartotga #unsententries #themorningrush

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Dear TOTGA

Sabi mo ayaw mo na, kaya umalis ka, pinayagan naman kita diba?

So bakit may “please come back” ka pang nalalaman dyan?

🙄

(Umeentry lang besh 😂)

#deartotga #unsententries #themorningrush

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Past Tense Moment

Back when people used to call using landline...

Someone called ta’s sakto ako yung nakasagot.

(My parents were in the same room)

Caller: pwede ba manligaw?

Me: ... (inner me freaking out)

Caller: hello?

Me: (in a super soft voice) no *hangs up*

Mother dear: sino yun?

Me: wrong number *exits room*

#pasttensemoment #unsententries #themorningrush

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The Future That I See

You’ll be visiting me, bringing me flowers, crying and laughing while telling me your stories and adventures, and maybe even having a picnic when the weather’s nice.

All those things, whether or not it’s the 1st of November.

#thefuturethatisee #unsententries #themorningrush

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How to Ruin a Vacation

Check your email and social media accounts..

🙄

#howtoruinavacation #unsententries #themorningrush

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My One Big Bad Decision

Saying "one more episode" when it's already 12 midnight on a work night. 😭😭😭

#mybigbaddecision #unsententries #themorningrush

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Me as a Kid

I'd sit on a chair or a sofa and put my legs on one of the armrests pretending I'm in a movie where my love interest was carrying me, saving me from an exploding car or something. 😂

#measakid #unsententries #themorningrush