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oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences
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Being autistic is weird because I think I'd be entirely entirely immune to the maddening effects of witnessing an Elder God but learning that barnacles are arthropods rather than molluscs nearly gave me an existential crisis
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ex buzzfeed employees love sitting in threes on couches for their apology videos it's good enrichment for them
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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
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"You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me." I want this on my tombstone.
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what do u mEAN igor was there to pick up key's gold chain! what do you mean it came loose in the fight that key only got involved in so remps knew the guys all had his back! what do you mean remps was hoping they'd all just get to hang out & cuddle in the box for five minutes all squished together! what do you mean troubs said they wanted the kid to know he wasn't alone in this! what do you mean kreids said it was a passionate & courageous thing to do in the world's most wistful tone! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ALL LOVE EACH OTHER LIKE BROTHERS, LIKE FAMILY!!!
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truly no greater description of this show for me than this
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the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal
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hwat do we think gamers. good fit or too early 2000s?
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there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral
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Ok now do NYT columnists
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Raise their open filthy palms, Like tiny daggers up to heaven.
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Man remember when people at least acted like they cared about disabled folks during covid? Now theyre calling folks feds for talking about masking. Oh how far we have fallen lmao
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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
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