*walks past a mirror*
*walks back*
you got kik?
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Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
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i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
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friend: you look stressed
me: haha yeah it’s the stress
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I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
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all power to vegans and vegetarians but i will eat anything with a face
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when you hide the lineart layer
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when u zone out in class and ur all like
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sext: hey i’m genuinely wondering how youre doing
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the best thing about eurovision is that everyone knows graham norton is the real winner
every year
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me: *reblogs a bunch of language resources*
me: *doesn't actually use any of them*
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