Welcome to the age of enthusiasm.
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Why is the yasseline more
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bad
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The Witch: I like to read. Some people think I’m too intellectual, but I think it’s a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play racquetball. Do you have any hobbies?
The Mysterious Man: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
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Ok I was ambushed by this on my Instagram fyp what the hell is happening
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I'm obsessed with this tweet
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you should NOT be at the club. you should be in the streets, june 5th, 1832, paris france. you should be building a barricade
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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever
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When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home
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What doesn’t kill me gives me kinks that are difficult to explain
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i disrespect the grind
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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
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