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[beforus-for-real-justice]

Don't l1sten to her, post more Crab Merchand1se

Whats a good gift for a mat3sprit that yo>r3 li<ing with?

#mod azdaja

[beforus-for-real-justice]

Darling I don't b3li3<3 oth3rs lik3 crabs as m>ch as yo> do.

Whats a good gift for a mat3sprit that yo>r3 li<ing with?

#mod jade #mod da<3 dont look

[beforus-for-real-justice]

Whats a good gift for a mat3sprit that yo>r3 li<ing with?

#mod jade #mod da<3 dont look

[beforus-for-real-justice]

So I j>st l3arn3d what a f>joshi is. Th3 world is so b3a>tif>l

#mod jade

[beforus-for-real-justice]

give us asks im bored

#mod chernobyl

[beforus-for-real-justice]

A clos3 fri3nd of min3 mad3 m3 on3 and I lo<3 it. I tri3d to draw jad3 with th3 sam3 flow3r crown I was gi<3n b>t lik3. I d>nno if I did it all that w3ll.

Flow3r crowns ar3 th3 b3st thing in th3 world I'<3 d3cid3d. I sho>ld 3dit littl3 flow3r crowns on Jad3.

#mod jade

[beforus-for-real-justice]

Flow3r crowns ar3 th3 b3st thing in th3 world I'<3 d3cid3d. I sho>ld 3dit littl3 flow3r crowns on Jad3.

#mod jade

[beforus-for-real-justice]

Oh lol r3m3mb3r this? Good tim3s.

I've come to make an announcement.

Former Mod Karkat, Hadtem Uofnos, is a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. He nearly leaked my FUCKING address. That's right. He took his NASTY ASS CLOWN GRUBBY FINGERS OUT, and he TYPED UP MY ADDRESS, and he said his bulge was THIS BIG and I said THATS DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY GRUMBLR DOT COM. Hadtem Uofnos, you got a SMALL bulge, its the size of this WALNUT but WAY smaller. AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY BULGE LOOKS LIKE. (KAPEWWWW) THATS RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS. NO FACE PAINT. NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO SHAMEGLOBES AND A BONG. He tried to leak my hive, so guess what, I'm gonna LEAK HIS HIVE, THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER DOXXING. Except I'm not just gonna leak his hive, no. I can stoop lower. IM PISSING ON HIS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!! (BOOOOM) HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT MEENAH? I PISSED ON THIS GUYS HIVE YOU IIIIDIOT. YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISSSS DRRRRROPLETS HIT FUCKING ALTERNIA NOW GET OFF MY BLOG BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

#mod jade #kk was f>kcing hilario>s on bfrj. <3ry glad m3 and him ar3 fri3nds now

[beforus-for-real-justice]

me when has grumblr (finally caved and got the app)

H3y mod ch3rnobyl's h>sktop brok3 and th3y can't r3ally post to gr>mblr, th3y told m3 to carry this m3ssag3 to yo> all.

#mod chernobyl

[beforus-for-real-justice]

need all beforu2 culler2 dead NOW

#mod karako 2 #dad come pick me up eyem scared…………………….

[beforus-for-real-justice]

//Have you tried contacting CPS? Maybe putting these cullees into contact with the Beforan friends you don't have? Or are you just content to milk their suffering for fake internet points because "oh dear goodness, somebody (not me) please help the cullees!"_

//You don't care about cullee rights and you DEFINITELY don't care about cullee opinions (newsflash, asshole, you're talking to one!)_

//Yes the system is flaws, yes many people suffer, but the fact that your immediate and only solution is an indiscriminant genocide of people you deem to be below you betrays a deep-seated darkness within your heart_

//And guess what, killcrazy? I actually TALK to Alternians, so I know this is strictly your fucking problem, rather than your planet_

//Such a rough planet to live on though_

//Won't somebody please help the Alternians!_

need all beforu2 culler2 dead NOW

#mod tyzias

[beforus-for-real-justice]

//Oh, did I perhaps misread the situation somewhat, I thought this was "make sweeping generalisations about eachother's culture while having no experience living within it" hour_

need all beforu2 culler2 dead NOW

#mod tyzias #//Typical Alternians and their immediate resorting to aggression and violence Tsk Tsk Tsk_

[beforus-for-real-justice]

//If he's you then how are you you_

need all beforu2 culler2 dead NOW

#mod tyzias #//Saving the fact that clearly you want all mutants to die for later_

[beforus-for-real-justice]

//Here we see the rare "Alternicus Moronicus" in his natural habitat_

need all beforu2 culler2 dead NOW

#mod tyzias

[beforus-for-real-justice]

4 m0d k4n4y4: 8, 10, 20, 30

8:

10: ‹| ⌇ |ove ee|s! |›~ ‹| Name|y because ⌇ am one. |›~ 20: ‹| ⌇ co||ect p|ush⌇es, ⌇ have a b⌇t too many ⌇ th⌇nk. |›~ 30: ‹| Never dyed my ha⌇r, however ⌇f ⌇ wou|d ⌇ wou|d dye ⌇t a br⌇ght tea| maybe? |›~

#mod kanaya

[beforus-for-real-justice]

9 for mod karako (2) ?

do eye look leyeke eye know anything………………?

kidding…………….! meye favorite obscure fact is………………. octopeye can fit through………….. any hole that their beaks can fit through…………………..!

#mod karako 2

[beforus-for-real-justice]

oh good eyedea………………….! eyem open for asks too………………!

found an ask game on a defunct blog. trimmed it somewhat, de-qqquirked it, and made it a bit more appropriate. enjoy. - mod meenah

Grumblr Ask Game

1. What's set as your palmhusk's lockscreen? Hivescreen? Why?

2. Cheese vs. chocolate?

3. Do you have any nicknames given to you that are especially close to your pusher? Any reason why?

4. Barkbeasts vs. purrbeasts?

5. Are you an evening troll or a day hootbeast?

6. If you could have any psionics, which would you pick? (This includes animal and ghost communion and chucklevoodoos)

7. What are 3 movies you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

8. Show us a picture of your frondwriting?

9. What's your favourite obscure fact that you know?

10. Favourite animal and why?

11. Three events/people that you think have shaped your life?

12. Tell a funny story about your wrigglerhood?

13. What is your ideal gift to get from a hatefriend or quadrant? (Pick any quadrant - or all four)

14. What's something you've always wanted to do but been unable to, for whatever reason?

15. What do you think of when you hear the word "hive"?

16. Three things that make you happy?

17. How many goregle/flamingslybeast tabs do you have open right now?

18. Three things about a quadrant? (Red or black)

19. Three things about an enemy? (Not romantic)

20. Do you collect anything?

21. What's something that never fails to cheer you up?

22. Favourite hobby and how/why you got into it?

23. Biggest pet peeve?

24. Share a secret?

25. Favourite song/artist?

26. What is your go-to, favourite meal to make?

27. Describe yourself in three words?

28. If you could only bring one item to an isolated alien planet, what would you bring?

29. What colour is your hair?

30. Have you ever dyed your hair? If not, what colour would you dye it?

31. Coffee or tea?

32. What's your dream job? (Not limited by caste)

33. Quadrant status?

34. What is the ideal time and length for a nap?

35. If you got a tattoo, what would it be?

36. What do you think says the most about a person?

37. Do you think you fit into stereotypes for your caste?

38. What is your favourite scent?

39. If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?

40. What is your favourite thing about Grumblr?

#mod karako 2