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the unbelievers tag cracks me up everytime bc you'll see all the christian posts about the dreads of a life without jesus mixed with quotes from a fanfiction about two guys fucking each other senseless lmfao

#like dude #unbelievers #guess which ones I was looking for

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soulmates<<<<

Hermione: Harry, your patronus is a stag, right?

Remus, watching from a distance: OKAY HERE GOES, SHE FINALLY GOT IT

Harry: Mhm. Why?

Hermione: You know about the soulmate thing, right? Doe patronus and all?

Harry: Oh, yeah, I do. What about it?

Hermione: So, doesn't that mean that your soulmate would be someone with a doe patronus?

Harry: Yeah, why do you keep-

Harry:

Hermione:

Remus:

Harry: OH MY GOD HERMIONE WHY

Remus: GRANGER YOU TRAITOR EW EW EW

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If jordie had to freaking die I hope he finds Bianca di Angelo in the afterlife and together they watch their baby brothers make the worst strings of decisions ever known to mankind. They’re like 10.

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I FUCKING KNEW IT MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE

BEWARE OF THE SUN AND THE STAR SPOILERS AHEAD

NICCOLO DI ANGELO NICCOLO DI ANGELO NICCOLO DI ANGELO NICCOLO DI ANGELO NICCOLO DI ANGELO NICCOLO DI ANGELO NICCOLO DI ANGELO NICCOLO DI ANGELO NICCOLO DI ANGELO NICCOLO DI ANGELO NICCOLO D—GUYS HIS NAME IS NICCOLO

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in swedish with english or italian subtitles

I'm curious. Reblog this and tell me what language you watch Young Royals in and your choice of subtitles.

For example, I watch Young Royals in Swedish with English subtitles.

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Achilles/Patroclus | TSOA | 3400 words | Gen

My entry for Day 1: “This, and this and this” of @patrochillesweek​ 2022! Read here or on AO3 

The wind blew cool and soft through the courtyard. The leaves of the oak stirred, their pale undersides glistening white in the bright sunlight. They crowded Achilles’ head like a crown where he lay on the thick, gnarled branch.

“Guess what I’m thinking about,” he said.

I smiled, leaning against the trunk. It was warm beneath my back, pulsating with quiet life. “Easy,” I replied. “The honeycakes we had for breakfast.”

Achilles’ eyes were closed; the dappled shadows stroked his sleep-soft features. I envied them, in that moment; I wished to reach out, to touch, but he was too far away.

“No,” he said. “Guess again.”

“The robin we saw, nestled in the high rafters of the main hall. Autumn is coming.”

He shook his head. “Guess again.”

I laughed. “I don’t know. Tell me.”

Keep reading

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you just described us all

my comfort characters are all gay, mentally ill, traumatized, or a combination of all three

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imagine telling someone that you and someone else are two sides of the same coin and they still dont end up together i know kilgharrah is seething in rage

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arthur: this is leon. he is loyal to camelot. he is noble and honest and just. he has always been at my side. he is one of the best knights in camelot and-

merlin: this is gwaine, i found him in the trash.

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imagine being a new guard at camelot and you hear someone make treasonous remarks/ flat out commit treason and obviously you go to arrest them and get ready to report to the king or however that works but the other guards are horrified???

not at the criminal

but at you

for arresting the guy who committed TREASON because apparently he’s allowed to do that

and obviously you think the guards are just fucking with you

but then the knights corner you and threaten you

and the servants all give you the cold shoulder

even sweet old beth who used to pinch your cheeks

and then the prince of all people comes storming up to you, looking murderous

and you think “oh at least someone gives a damn about treason

but he just angerly tells you that “merlin has a permit”

“to- to um commit treason?”

“yes.” and forbids you from telling the king

and then you just awkwardly watch as the prince frets over the not criminal and making sure he’s okay and fret over him 

and then immediately sentences him to go to the stocks “because i said so and i’m the prince merlin”

and the not criminal turns and looks you in the eyes and says “couldn’t you have been better at getting me executed”

and then sighs and leaves

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violence is always wrong and should always be condemned - except for the time nick nelson punched harry - that should not only be considered an exception but should also be actively praised

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They: *exist*

Everyone: