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T-shirt that says ASK ME ABOUT MY FEMSLASH RAREPAIRS on the front and I WILL PAIR UP WOMEN YOUVE NEVER HAD A SINGLE THOUGHT ABOUT on the back

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men in their 30s 40s 50s 60s 70s 80s 90s without ANY shame will be like: BRO i jus need a woman who will love me cook for me clean for me fold my clothes fuck me rock me to sleep breast feed me teach me the alphabet 😭😭😭😤😤😤🤕🤕🤕

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Schitts Creek 3.01: “Opening Night"

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y'all missing the whole point of stardew valley. it's supposed to be slow paced. you're a farmer. crops do now grow instantly and you wont be making millions in a season. enjoy the fucking game, take your fucking time. take days off to just forage and talk to people. aren't yall tired of the grind from real life??? do you want to experience burnout in a farming game too??????

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You’re awake. How ‘bout that.

You’ve been out cold a couple of days now…

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death note the musical goes so hard

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some of my favourite spongebob moments are when they accentuate the gag w/ a live-action punchline

#the IMPACT!!! #spongebob

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i wish I was Canadian girl. i wiold watch trailer park boys and eat kraft dinner. i would smoke weed and visit tim hortons. i would hunt moose and fight off grizzly bear

#and you can eat the moose meat with kraft dinner

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Happy 45th Anniversary, Alien!

Here’s some photos of the cast of the 1979 film at a party on set!

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The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he's a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can't make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that's all audiences want.

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27 DRESSES (2008) dir. Anne Fletcher

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Babe I swear I just saw their reblog first, I didn’t ignore yours, it was just that yours was further down the dash, that’s not on me that’s on tumblr babe, tumblr wants to drive a wedge between us, I love you I swear babe, pls believe me pls don’t let them win

#sdfjsdghdasgk

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Westerners really treat North Koreans like they're gorillas in a zoo. Literally anything they create is treated as a primitive joke. As an example, the DPRK developed its own distribution of Linux called Red Star OS. Doing so is a natural and correct response to the sanctions which have been placed on the country, which forbid the transfer or sale of technologies to the DPRK, and it also ensures the security of critical government, military, and industrial systems, guarding against sabotage or data theft. I would say that every non-western country should develop their own distribution of Linux as a precaution against the West. The response to Red Star OS in the West has been one of mockery. It has been treated as a joke operating system in the Linux and FOSS communities broadly. It's certainly not an operating system you would want to use as a random person living outside of North Korea, but that's because it wasn't developed for your personal use, it was developed to meet the particular needs of the DPRK, and it meets those needs just fine. The only reason Red Star OS receives this treatment is because it's from the DPRK.

Everything that comes out of the DPRK is mocked similarly. Their music is mocked, their art is mocked, the presence of amusement parks and water parks in North Korea is mocked because the idea that 3rd worlders might possibly have fun sometimes is ridiculous, their correct military response to Western aggression is mocked. A few days ago there was a TikTok being shared of someone filming some North Koreans doing farm work from across the China-DPRK border and even that was mocked, because the idea that they might provide for themselves in spite of Western sanctions is absurd. Every rational and sensible action made by the proud North Korean people is mocked because Westerners cannot stand the idea that a nation they have tried so hard to completely destroy still remains standing, still remains strong, and is still undefeated.

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a man, shaking and sniffling: why do you still need feminism….you can vote….and there’s a chance that i’ll go to prison if i kill you…….what more could you want…….

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