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I’ve made more bugs. They’re friends

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anybody else in the club feeling this one

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man

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Leah Gardner

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get ready for an exuberant summer

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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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Fun fact: tomorrow's 4/20 is a palindrome for Americans. Making it Palindrome Pot Day (4202024)

yeah its also my golden birthday #twenty #twentieth So first its my birthday and then second its that stuff too

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hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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you will mention your favorite color is yellow and people will be practically jumping at the chance to let you know how hideous it is to them. just SALIVATING to look you in the eye and tell you it’s fucking ugly. like man what do you want and expect me to do here. change my mind? i have to laugh

#i say my favorite color is yellow and people look disgusted and then i smile so sweetly and double down on it being my favorite #its the color of bees and garden orbweavers and buttercups and sunflowers and chamomile tea and the best dogs and the sun and some stars #tbf tho my favorite animals are beetles so im used to loving things that other people think are weird and gross lmao

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#leftovers from dinner the night before #or a can of fruit #or a coffee and nicotine lol #all are equally common