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This sucks so bad but i need you guys to know that eggpet can and would have this hung in her bedroom and shed have it as a tshirt and wear it exclusively on dates with cherry and hes like hey babe can you maybe wear a different shirt today when we go to olive garden and she calls him a bitch and hes like all im saying is that maybe it gives people the wrong impression . And shes like no cherry you idiot its ironic dont you get it . And the whole time hes talking shes just thinking about how much shed rather be at the shooting range having a tender night with the firearms instead of with her lame ass girlfriend

#noncamp chatter #a text tag for . posts like this.

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Something i dont know if ill address yet is that eggpet, with her memories back, hates organics for a new reason. Which is jealously (though shed never admit it) and spite. Her relationship with her father (floppy) wasnt as good as her blocked memories made her think, and remembering how he would speak around her instead of to her, because she wasnt 'real' to him makes her feel... Well. You can guess.

And thats a huge part of why she stuck around cherry despite being given the opportunity to leave him several times. He loved her because shes a robot, not in spite of. Idk its a lot + its super complicated and nuanced so i struggle to think of a place to talk abt it, especially wrt eggpets internal monologue being so... Like that

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practicing piggy movement tech

#nava.

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“VIOLENCE FOR VIOLENCE IS THE RULE OF BEASTS” SAYS THE MAN WHO SPENT THEIR DAYS INFLICTING VIOLENCE UPON THE INNOCENT AND NOW FEARS THEIR RIGHTFUL RETRIBUTION

“AN EYE FOR AN EYE LEAVES THE WHOLE WORLD BLIND” SAYS THE MAN WITH BOTH EYES INTACT

HOW QUICKLY THE HAWK BECOMES A DOVE WHEN FACED WITH THE BARREL OF A GUN

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bee PLEASE tell me you have an image of the original 1 caliber gun still, ive tried looking for it for so long and i cant find it anywhere

Here you go, the Pestich 37mm Signal Revolver

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hiding under this guys car to try and slice his annkles with a old knife 🤣

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Bandai Tamagotchi Gachapon 👾

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BREAKING: China has declared war on the United States in order to, quote, “save ska.” President Xi Jinping has thus far refused to clarify what this means.

#looks directly into the camera.you know what to do ERheads

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many of you are calling me "irresponsible" and "a menace to society" but i assure you, after i finish killing all of my enemies in specific we'll be ushered into a new golden age so long as none of them come back for any revenge

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many of you are calling me "irresponsible" and "a menace to society" but i assure you, after i finish killing all of my enemies in specific we'll be ushered into a new golden age so long as none of them come back for any revenge

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many of you are calling me "irresponsible" and "a menace to society" but i assure you, after i finish killing all of my enemies in specific we'll be ushered into a new golden age so long as none of them come back for any revenge

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Post nanobreaker 4 to present. Shes trying so hard

#HELPHEBLFPDNFJSKDK