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POETIC CINEMA!! 

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hypothesis: the salt & pepper diner experiment can no longer be conducted as it stands, because everyone is now fully attuned to the opening bars of tom jones’ “what’s new pussycat?”, classically conditioned into a fight-or-flight response. however, this experience can be replicated using 21 back-to-back plays of lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″, as the general response to “mambo no. 5″ being played twice in a row is not, “hey someone’s playing “mambo no. 5″ again,” but rather, “hey, lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″ is a lot longer than i first thought.”

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mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

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what she says: i'm fine

what she means: so i was sitting there in the bar and this guy came up to me and he said, "my life stinks", and i saw his gold credit card and i saw the way that he was looking at people across the room, and i looked at his face and, you know, quite a good looking face, and i just said, "dude, your perspective on life sucks."

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Bohemian Rhapsody, a Summary:

Literally everyone: Freddie no

Freddie: Freddie Y E S

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mama

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So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

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- Who are they gonna believe? My dad, or a loony London police officer. - But it won’t be just me, will it? We can do it together. You and me. Partners.

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Source

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OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING 

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Avengers Infinity War 2: Thanos Uploads an Apology Video To Youtube

“I’m really sorry that you interpreted what I did as wrong.”

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what she says: i'm fine

what she means: so i was sitting there in the bar and this guy came up to me and he said, "my life stinks", and i saw his gold credit card and i saw the way that he was looking at people across the room, and i looked at his face and, you know, quite a good looking face, and i just said, "dude, your perspective on life sucks."

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avengers 4: carol danvers uses tony stark as a baseball bat and beats the fuck out of thanos

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character: *exists*

me: 

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