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john marston is stronger than me fr because if my brother got tuberculosis and i heard someone calling him "black lung" i would have immediately put so many holes in the bastard you could play harmonica with his dead body

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Arthur is that artist that’s like “my stuff isn’t good. It kinda sucks” and it’s amazing meanwhile John does this and is like “ah yes, perfection”.

Arthur drawing a flower

VS.

John drawing a flower

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I MISS THEM SO MUCH HOLY SHIT. I AM SO HAPPY, THE EMPTINESS I FELT WHILE THEY WERE GONE GEEZ... They're so special to me o(-(

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Take this Jason Todd for your travels ✈️

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faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

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Ghibli Cafe ~

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I’m sick and miserable so it’s time to read all the baby batkids with their batdad I can get my hands on

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jason is a grandpa's boy and u cant take this away from me!!! they cook together, they discuss literature together, and when jay comes back, they clean their guns together haha. ofc they celebrate their birthday together too! 😌

✨️🎂 hbd jay & alfie 🎂✨️

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what if the federation just really sucked at it's job

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Cool people are never wearing armor!

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

#if it’s not more than 50% off #I just #I just don’t

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The Bats show their appreciation for Commissioner Gordon by dropping hogtied criminals at his feet like cats do with mice to their humans.

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The hero’s identity was accidentally revealed, but it turns out they are moderately poor, have no friends or family, and their civilian life is frankly…sad.

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The very rare instance it’s Batman that gets beat up, they face Alfred with a Batman mask and a shotgun.

Batman does not kill but Alfred….Alfred holds no reservations.

I need a John Wick scenario where some goon beats the shit out of one of the batkids but doesn’t realize which hero they belong to. Cut to them getting home like “yeah I fucked up that little red bird guy!” and all the other goons look at him like “you mean…Red Robin?”

“Yeah that guy. Wait, why are you all getting up—”

Everyone knows the robins are off limits from serious beat downs. Batman will come for blood, and he’s downright superhuman when it’s about one of his kids.

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Thomas Wayne’s ghost watching his son build a gothic mojo dojo casa house in their family basement, physically fighting meta humans and ghosts and ACTUAL fucking gods with his bare hands, adopt an armada of orphans, and fall for a guy from Kansas:

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10 year old Dick Grayson fresh off the circus and kidnapped by the joker 2 weeks into being Robin: can you juggle? can you do a backflip? can you do balloon animals? my favorites are the giraffes. can you make me a balloon giraffe? what about a flower? my friend Bobo the Clown used to make them for me. do you know Bobo? did you actually go to clown school? what company did you travel with? have you ever worked a rodeo? did you-

Joker calling Batman: come get him Immediately.