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Why does the ice cream truck always gotta come when I'm high TwT

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*me seeing any body of water larger than a puddle*

sharks in ther.

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Good morning to people with a mermaid STD, sapphics who had their first kiss while covered in goo from assisting the birth of a goat, girls who commit crimes twice a day, people who smell like a waterfall, people being gay in Ikea, those who accidentally got engaged to a demon, and people who can intimidate their own armchairs

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AWTWB spoilers without context

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No thoughts, only Lady Ruth Salisbury

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Waitwaitwait

Since everyone at the TVA is a variant

WHAT DID THE CAT DO

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no thoughts only gator loki

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I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

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ABBA - Gimme Gimme Gimme

8-bit version (square waves)

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Same energy

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Happy pride month to Chad and Ryan from High School Musical

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I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

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fixed it <3

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sam wilson + captain america

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