the united states should not exist reblog if you agree
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Im becoming a therapist and starting a unique therapy practice where I teach black and white thinking and binary emotions. No i don’t take insurance im in it for the money
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i’m like if a saint was also a faggot
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Yea, for I was copying the Bible. And it came to pass that I wrote "gaudius", or joy, when the intended word was "gladius" or sword. And all of the other monks did mock me with cruel words and jests. And when I did recite the Scripture at dinner, I coughed, and Brother Abelard did ask if I had meant to say "gaudius". And on the way to the dormitories I did tell of my encounter with the fearsome black hen of Cheshire, and Brother William asketh of me why I had not slain it with my gladius. And so it came to pass that I took a vow of silence and ceased to speak with all worldly men. Amen.
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sir croutons you look so handsome
do u rly mean it?
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Adrianne Lenker for The New York Times
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warm bread with butter. reblog if you Agree
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wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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