billiecas

[billiecas]

Destiel is like if you were a child and you said to your parent are we getting McDonald’s and they said. No. And you said awwww man. And then you looked out the window and said wait but there’s a McDonald’s right there are we getting McDonald’s? And they said. No. And then you pulled into the parking lot for McDonald’s and you go so we’re getting McDonald’s :) and they say. No. And then go use the McDonald’s bathroom without making a purchase while leaving you in the car. And you keep driving and pull into a different McDonald’s into the drive thru line and your parent orders food for you and when you get it you go Aw yeah McDonald’s! And your parent says why the fuck do you think we’re getting McDonald’s. You’re crazy. You’re insane. You’re also a pervert. And yanked your fries out of your hands and tossed them out the window. But at the end of the day. You did. You did get McDonald’s

[billiecas]

Misha Collins

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misha logging on to see everyone congratulating him and calling him a bisexual icon

[billiecas]

Misha collins is probably the only man for whom coming out as straight is scarier than coming out as bisexual

[billiecas]

sam shows mary how google works and he’s like “you can look up anything!” and mary types in like “shoe” and “gun” and idk “kansas” and then sam’s like “and you can look up people! look” and he types in “sam winchester” and then he SLAMS the laptop shut when the results load cause he briefly forgot he was a serial killer 

[billiecas]

interests:

sinning

casting the first stone

[billiecas]

happy 15 year anniversary to henriksen asking if john winchester was a white supremacist :)

[billiecas]

“cas should have had a grindr account” weak. i think there should have been a scene where the grindr notification sound goes off and all three of them jump and pat their pocket on reflex.

[billiecas]

[ID: screenshots from spn 11x02 of billie the reaper telling sam, “mm, you flirtin’ with me kid? ‘cause, no offfense but you ain’t my type.” /end ID]

she/he/they lesbian billie my beloved 🖤

[billiecas]

Actors aren’t real (meaning I don’t follow them on social media) but. Kind of funny that Misha collins is very vocal about cas being a top. That’s psychological warfare on jensen ackles if I’ve ever seen it. Because jensen ackles would CLEARLY go no way IM the top but jensen ackles would also clearly never ever publicly go on record about dean Winchester’s fictional gay sex life. So his options are to say you’re wrong when Dean has gay sex he does it differently (big loss for jensen ackles) or stew silently on the fact that he cannot refute dean’s omegan sensibilities (big loss for jensen ackles) . I love it here (in the jensen ackles psychological warfare chamber)

[billiecas]

shshsjsj boyfriend? no come on—boyfriend, that’s high school crap sammy, he’s not my boyfriend he’s my.. you know he’s my guy. my, you know, my man, my fella—why are we talking about this

[billiecas]

me and who (within the confines of marriage)

[billiecas]

anyway. who wants to talk about eileen asking cas for advice on how to get closer to sam and he responds with "get pregnant" and she comes away with the impression that all angels are weird sexists when actually no cas is just like. a gender neutral tradwife and a freak

[billiecas]

dean realizing that cas' love language is gift-giving and so starts buying him trinkets alllll the time. cas' favorite gift is a stuffed bunny that dean bought at target

[billiecas]

okay but what fics do you hope misha’s read BESIDES 4lw and dta, mine are to build a home, named, and put up your dukes

#omg the goldmine in the tags

[billiecas]

i want his rec list so bad. who is misha-certified in cas studies.

[billiecas]

and there we have it, folks.