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haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

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can i bite you

only if it’s gay and you promise to be weird about it

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sometimes self care is just telling yourself that you can always try again tomorrow

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mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

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i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

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Not to get serious about a meme, but Morbius should have been a comedy. The idea of vampirism being the only way to cure a chronic illness is extremely funny. Imagine being in a support group with this goth guy and one day he's like "Ummm... hi guys... I'm not going to be coming to meetings anymore :/" and you're like "Aww, why not, Morbius?" and he. Sorry I can't finish this I wrote the word Morbius one too many times and started laughing too hard to continue

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haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

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when i say 'omg' i do not mean 'oh my god'. i mean omg

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Hello, Emily. This is Adam Driver. I came across your blog in my free time today and it pained me greatly to find a post you made recently calling me ugly and, I quote, “garbage”. I began to cry, because I have anxiety about my appearance. You have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man who wants nothing more than to act and be happy. I hope you consider your actions in the future, as I am still crying because of you. Thank you, and goodbye.

GOUSJCJ DICJ

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me: *showing vacation pics* and this is from where we went t- 

 guy who plays geoguessr for 14 hours a day: I know.

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TEEN WOLF ⇢ 6x20 | THE WOLVES OF WAR

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TEEN WOLF S04E06 (requested)